The World's Best Wingman

So yesterday I was at speech, and Cassidy says to me, "Hey Keri, it's me Cassie. Don't let that boy walk past me! Go get his number or his @ so we can get to snapping." "'Why not yourself,' you ask me? Talking to boys is ghastly. But don't wait up 'cause I look great, and Hannah's looking classy." So I say, "Fine, if you say so," so I go down there and I start talking, and I say, "Hey guys, my name is Keri. Cass says strangers are scary, But you should call her now so Both of you can soon be married." "And Hannah is a true friend. You both should know just 2 things: She's the cutest blonde in town, and she wants you to move in." And they're like, "I'm Will, and this is Ben. We think they're both a ten, And doing this for them Just shows that you're a real good friend." And I say, "I know, I am such a great friend to them, aren't I?"