By Chad Carlson
The title says it all. I've been cursed with family deaths... Let me explain. 1 grandmother and 2 uncles is 3 deaths in the last 4 months. 5 weeks ago my grandmother passed, my uncle Tom was found dead 6 weeks before her death and at 7 A.M. my phone rang to inform me that my last remaining uncle was found dead. Like the superstition death came in 3's and the numbers were in order... Odd to think about... But on that note I'm going to get off of this and crawl back into bed or the nearest hole and pretend none of this ever happened.
Categories:
carlson, death, deep, family, grandmother,
Form: I do not know?
Inspired by Bill Baker,
A friend in Texas
add on's welcome!
If The Sneaker Fits
I bought blingy gold sneakers with Trump's magic in it
A guru with genius, that's how I spin it!
But deep down in my guts
I think I'm just nuts
Another one of those suckers born every minute
by Robert Gorelick
If The Sucker Pays
Nice of you to support that Fother Mucker
Who's your daddy now Carlson, Tucker?
Deep in my guts
I too think you're nuts
Trump took you for hundreds you poor sucker!
by I Am Anaya
Categories:
carlson, humorous, political,
Form: Limerick
He writes op-eds for Fox and admires Don Bongino, Ed Henry, Brian Kilmeade,
Trey Gowdy, Bill Hemmer, Will Cain, Jason Chaffetz, Stuart Barney, Jesse Watters, Raymond Arroyo, Tucker Carlson, Laura Ingraham, Mark Levin, Pete
Hegseth, Greg Gutfeld, and Lou Dobbs.
He predicted as a result of the 2020 election the country would be bitter, democrats would be blamed for making Trump into a monster, they would lose their power within two years and be considered a radical party.
He predicted that Biden would have no popular support, would not be able to put through any legislation, would never have a nominee for Supreme Court Justice and would eventually be relieved of his duties.
Even though most saw Trump as vulgar, uncouth, divisive and eccentric, Hanson would still vote for him. He saw Trump as a builder, dynamic leader, a regular guy from Queens and a better choice even with his bad boy attitude.
Categories:
carlson, political,
Form: Free verse
(Tucker’s Wet Dream!)
It seems ‘twenty-four/seven’ Republicans choose
to subject us, our nation to “Screw O’Clock News”
as if Truth’s all that exits their Trinity holes!
What they say is pure gold! You have doubts? Check the polls
that Fox scripts and then pays for (though fools do resist
who are closer to monkeys - most dark-skinned!) Sun-kissed
to pick cotton, from day’s dawn till dusk (if poor’s genes
chafe a bit, most are blessed by such labor). It means
they’ve served ‘Light’ (in a way!) For a ‘Darkie’ it’s play!
Yes, Tuck Carlson “hates” Trump (In his soul! Gosh! Who knew?)
though he puckers right up when Trump’s rump is in view
AND Tuck’s paycheck gets bump! Sure, Tuck smiles (swells with pride),
his tongue forked like a snake’s! Proof he’s on the “Right’s Side!”
The Conservative’s Mantra’s that taxes deserve
to be paid by the poor for they’ve less to conserve!)
Watch how wealth dribbles down! There’s more cotton to pick,
when the rich hoard their gold (the truth’s poor don’t get sick!)
Poor man’s liquid desert – faux gold trickle, not spurt!
Long Tooth
March 14th in 2023
Categories:
carlson, humor, political, satire,
Form: Rhyme
Nikki Haley, Sean Spicer,
Trey Goudy, Richard Grenell,
Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly,
Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin,
Rick Santorum, Tucker Carlson,
Rupert Murdoch, Kimberly Guilfoyle,
Ed Rollins, Eric Trump,
Ivanka Trump, Donald Trump, Jr,
Brian Kilmeade, Laura Ingraham,
Dan Bongino, Raymond Arroyo,
Steve Hilton, Kayleigh McEnany,
Maria Bartiromo, John Gibson,
Andrew Gilligan, Steven Milloy,
Karl Rove, Bill Shine,
Eric Bolling, Ed Henry,
Jared Kushner, Tomi Lahren,
Alan Dershowitz, Elizabeth McDonald,
Stuart Varney, Dagen McDowell,
David Asman, Gregg Jarrett,
Ashley Webster, Jason Chaffetz,
Candace Owens, Bo Dietl,
Judy Slater, Greg Gutfeld,
Steve Doocy, Harris Faulkner,
Dana Perino, Mark Steyn,
Leo Terrell, Jeanine Piro,
Dean Cain, Scott Brown,
Charles Payne, Jay Sekulow,
Lou Dobbs, Rick Scott,
Trace Gallagher, Newsmax,
OAN and Real America.
Categories:
carlson, political,
Form: Free verse
Paranoia is full blown alive in Robin’s world.
She is yelling at me about the Chinese.
They have taken over the White House.
They are chasing Tucker Carlson.
The Japanese have hacked our computers.
The French have compromised our cell phones.
The Ukrainians are listening to us on our Echo’s.
Robin is running on six days of coffee, no sleep.
I suggest she take a sleeping pill.
We all suggest she take a sleeping pill.
Did you know the Scots are poisoning our water supply?
I begin chasing Tucker Carlson.
Categories:
carlson, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Muck-Trucker Carlson told a big lie
But FOX News said they didn't know why
It couldn't be true
If people would do
Exactly as told to testify!
Categories:
carlson, political,
Form: Limerick
This is the age,
the mismanagement of time
when history becomes merely a fiduciary page
reveling the news to find
in someone else's view these times.
The Hannities and Carlson worlds
are indulgent foxy polar opposites proporting
of Coumos and Lemon tarts hurled
each bending and distorting
the democratic republican factions cavorting.
Barely factual or truth thiefs
misdirection misconstrued
bent and prone in adoration and belief
of focused wordings born due
from partial and half truths embued.
Who can you believe or imbibe
if you listen to both sides
bend your ears and see the hearts fried
of a republic crying opened wide
while truth and lie are far too easily denied.
Categories:
carlson, allegory, america,
Form: Quintain (English)
Dear Wife. I am writing this to tell you
You come home like quirk,sleep like a whore
Either you are cheating on me or whatever
Even don’t wont sex with me anymore
So your sister and I are moving together
As I don’t think you love me anymore.
........
Dear Hubby, everything happens for a reason
But I don’t know if I ever told you about her
That she wasn't born as Carla but Carlson.
As I don’t think you love me anymore.
+++++++
June 11, 2014
Form: Free Verse
Tenth Place win
Dr. Ram Mehta
Contest: Breaking up by Linda
Contest: Breaking up by Linda
Categories:
carlson, break up,
Form: Rhyme
Allison Jones had a terrific career.
She was on the rise as a software engineer.
Her Upper West Side apartment was certainly great.
However, to meet expenses, she needed a roommate.
Concerning the high rent, there was some doubt.
That started when she asked her fiancée to move out.
After an exhaustive search, the right one came one day.
Hedy Carlson was the girl who would stay.
Allie, how were you supposed to know?
There was tragedy in Hedy’s life long ago.
Her twin sister met an early demise.
Personal guilt was something Hedy would surmise.
Hedy’s real name was Ellen, and she had a quirky past.
Allie figured this relationship should not last.
Ellen’s dark episodes left plenty of room for doubt.
How did things turn out? Rent the DVD and check it out.
Based on the 1992 film “Single White Female”.
Categories:
carlson, adventure, mystery,
Form: Rhyme
TO DON CARLSON - MY ROOM DWELLING FRIEND- IN MEMORIUM
So it's to say as much as everyone
eventually
finds a room to live in
(my friend perhaps sooner than others)
When he walked out though
out on the town
with generous courage
confused a willing joy
When he met our eyes
out on the town
with his runaway own
waiting to share room
I was sorry then
sorry now
Not remorseful then
not now
but hoping hoping he had a friend in his room
So gone running to meet a friend
(a great throng of friends to my mind)
who waited just outside
Dave Austin
Categories:
carlson, death, friend, sorry,
Form: Free verse
So it's to say as much as everyone
eventually
finds a room to live in
(my friend perhaps sooner than others)
When he walked out though
out on the town
with generous courage
confused a willing joy
When he met our eyes
out on the town
with his runaway own
waiting to share room
I was sorry then
sorry now
Not remorseful then
not now
but hoping hoping he had a friend in his room
So gone running to meet a friend
(a great throng of friends to my mind)
who waited just outside
Categories:
carlson, death, friendship, hopefriend, sorry,
Form: Free verse