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Funny Candy Poems

These Funny Candy poems are examples of Candy poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Candy Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Easter
In this commercial world we live in,                  ...

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Categories: candy, god, love, remember,

Premium Member Valentine Dance
Valentine chocolate candy hearts and sugar tarts, love’s jitterbug...

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Categories: candy, cute, dance, funny,

Premium Member Shoulda Seen It Coming
I had placed Reeses cups in a bowl
There to snack anytime- with control
The large family size-
Hubby eyed with surprise
Said restraint was to be his new...

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Categories: candy, funny, truth,

Premium Member My Valentine Card To You
February fourteenth is Valentine's day,                    ...

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Categories: candy, flower, heart, love,

Premium Member The Island of Thrown Away Holiday Candy
Past the salad fields of green,
With ciders flowing in between,
An island sits though out a-ways,
Of candy from the holidays.

They’re thrown away and tossed aside,
Without a...

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© JD Maxwell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: candy, chocolate, food, fun, funny,

The poison apple
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Not when you put cotton candy in our grapes
You might as well give it to a teacher,see what...

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Categories: betrayal, bible, blue, candy,

Seltzer Drink
A Coca-Cola bottle shape, sweet bubbly peaches, and cream
A moment, a time, could this be a Love Supreme?

My throat's parched and my tongue's lonely. ...

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Categories: candy, emotions, feelings, kiss,

Strangers we were
Strangers we were 

We may have never met,
Strangers by creed and tribe,
Separated by walls of ignorance,
By cacoons intricately woven to hide from knowlege,
They say ignorance...

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Categories: allusion, art, candy, dream,

Premium Member Easter For The Little One
Little one I know you can't wait for Easter,                       you want candy eggs and...

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Categories: candy, child, faith, jesus,

Premium Member Gummy Bear
Gummy bear! Gummy bear!
Gummy gummy gummy bear!
Dropped you down my underwear!
Sticky sticky gummy bear! 


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Categories: animal, candy, food, funny,

Premium Member Cotton Candy
Cotton Candy Couplets
Miracle Man

Back in the day when suckers cost a penny,
money was scarce and this kid hadn’t any.

But “scrapping bolls” one fall, the job...

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© Tom Wright  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: candy, child, funny, growing

Premium Member Sweet So Sweet
Sweet so sweet just like candy corn.                  ...

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Categories: candy, day, kiss, love,

Premium Member Kiss
The morning Kiss,                                              ...

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Categories: candy, dream, love, rose,

Premium Member Mini Bites

When I was young and handy,                                       ...

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Categories: candy, child, dad, time,

Premium Member DrOpPeD Andy's and Sandy's CANDY-
diddle- wittle
Yum Yum
Dum Dum
Handy Andy
Tasted wasted
fallen crawlin
spilled spilled
Sandy’s candy
pocket dropped?

Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2021©


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Categories: candy, analogy, character, funny,