Funny Candy Poems
These Funny Candy poems are examples of Candy poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Candy Funny poems written by international poets.
Holiday FunSanta sang as he approached the streets.
Couldn't wait to give out some treats.
From the window, he looked East.
He saw there was a feast.
Rode back and...
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Categories:
candy, chocolate, christmas, december,
Naughty ChildrenNaughty Children
Naughty children pick their nose's
And smear their clothes
Playful and mischievous
They belong to Jesus
Naughty kids are fast kids
They catch butterflies
With big smiles they show you
How...
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Categories:
candy, anti bullying, boy, butterfly,
A Fruitful FruitThe smell of cantaloupe is enticing
Yearning to feel it’s smoothly texture
It beckons me to it with an unworldly call
The slippery flesh is on my earthly...
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Categories:
appreciation, candy, desire, food,
Coin-Operated DespairThe vending machine, though filled to the brim
now stands with a sign, my joy growing dim
out of order it reads, my heart does...
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Categories:
candy, cry, emotions, funny,
Candy IiCandy, candy
I just love
To eat them
Candy, candy
I just wish
I had EM
Candy, candy
Their so yummy
Candy, candy
For my tummy
Candy, candy
Some are funny
Candy, candy
Taste like honey...
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Categories:
candy, fun,
Valentine DanceValentine chocolate candy hearts and sugar tarts, love’s jitterbug...
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Categories:
candy, cute, dance, funny,
Shoulda Seen It ComingI had placed Reeses cups in a bowl
There to snack anytime- with control
The large family size-
Hubby eyed with surprise
Said restraint was to be his new...
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Categories:
candy, funny, truth,
The Island of Thrown Away Holiday CandyPast the salad fields of green,
With ciders flowing in between,
An island sits though out a-ways,
Of candy from the holidays.
They’re thrown away and tossed aside,
Without a...
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Categories:
candy, chocolate, food, fun, funny,
The Poison AppleAn apple a day keeps the doctor away
Not when you put cotton candy in our grapes
You might as well give it to a teacher,see what...
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Categories:
betrayal, bible, blue, candy,
Seltzer DrinkA Coca-Cola bottle shape, sweet bubbly peaches, and cream
A moment, a time, could this be a Love Supreme?
My throat's parched and my tongue's lonely. I...
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Categories:
candy, emotions, feelings, kiss,
Strangers We WereStrangers we were
We may have never met,
Strangers by creed and tribe,
Separated by walls of ignorance,
By cacoons intricately woven to hide from knowlege,
They say ignorance...
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Categories:
allusion, art, candy, dream,
Gummy BearGummy bear! Gummy bear!
Gummy gummy gummy bear!
Dropped you down my underwear!
Sticky sticky gummy bear!...
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Categories:
animal, candy, food, funny,
Cotton Candy
Cotton Candy Couplets
Miracle Man
1/14/2022
Back in the day when suckers cost a penny,
money was scarce and this kid hadn’t any.
But “scrapping bolls” one fall, the job...
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Categories:
candy, child, funny, growing
Dropped Andy's and Sandy's Candy-diddle- wittle
Yum Yum
Dum Dum
Dandy-Candy
Handy Andy
Tasted wasted
fallen crawlin
spilled spilled
Sandy’s candy
pocket dropped?
5/5/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2021©...
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Categories:
candy, analogy, character, funny,
Molded CandyThe valentine candy was old
It was covered with brown mold
She slapped his face hard
It gave him a hair part
Then put him in a nasty choke-hold...
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Categories:
candy, funny, humorous,