Written: January 10, 2025
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Wenches of Whimsy and Woe
In the world of the fiddled gruntingly,
where micturitions dance,
and arty yawning plurdled gabbleblotchits,
lurgid bees buzz with mordacious glee.
Eardges justle and grumble,
festering infectious organ squealers,
gnawing at the edges excruciatingly,
Intergalactic highways scream,
echoing in their lavish friars.
Gandersalps gleam in the grim groggy gloom
graceful gliding gallant swarupincrafts majestically soar
whoop, wail, wassail wondrous rowan wood
cormulent chitchat flickers like flames
Elevate the mundane,
let foolishness dissolve into the ether,
In the charm of nostalgia, we find the replevy abyss,
Paraprosdokian twists lift us higher.
Triskaidekaphobia slumbers wrapped in jest.
Schadenfreude influences us as
katabatic whispers from the abyss fade away
callipygian figures emerge,
bringing moments of unexpected joy.
Vessels overflowing with dreams,
countehsee the orbs and clusters
while Guinevere gazes, sly and wise,
clipshank the past, whitebootz to come
Here as we meander in whimsical unfolding
Categories:
callipygian, adventure, appreciation, metaphor,
Form: Free verse
What is a "gloatsmere"
one would ask as we thought
she created the term.
But she described it as fudgelling and
Positioning oneself to be seen as more
available.
We asked her use it in a phrase., so
she did.Waking at 4:00, she dressed
and went out to the dining area seeming busy
so that someone familiar would see her
and ask her to be current company. A word
to describe a mild friendship between
neighbors and like minded people..
Though one would seem
he was the weakest member
of the weight lifting team , due
to his size: he proved
to be one of
the most valuable member in
the absure feats that
defined him as best.
Because she saw seen as callipygian being
fudgelled severed her well
as she often meet friends who
liked feeling familiar to her.
In full consideration and with respect
of those who viewed her as pompous she
would often be mindful of culture by wearing attire
that celebrated the occasions and the day.
Done without any regard to the opinions
and thoughts of others.
Written by
Lambada Pagode
"the UnderStudy Gal"
Categories:
callipygian, appreciation, business, clothes, conflict,
Form: Ballad
Pulchritudinous looks, unscrupulous ways hook
Junoesque one apart, pneumatic in mouthpart
Those coconut-like callipygian haunts cull
Leave alone howling wolves, despite being ourselves!
Categories:
callipygian, funny,
Form: Alexandrine
The tiny black Chihuahua dressed in her red collar
Followed her mistress in her red dress and umbrella
Pouring rain didn't matter, just cell phone's caller
The man in dark suit and coat said, "Ciao bella.".
As the rain ends, petrichor begins
To stimulate olfactory nerves
Mine will delight, aroma wins
I will sniff the scents, prance my verve
My mistress' date first noticed
Her callipygian formed curves
At first her kind spirit unnoticed
Nor her good traits he observed
Her fragrance of sweet gardenia
Her hair of a golden dark hue
Asking he learned her name, Denia
Found she had good traits not a few
I'm glad I followed her in the rain
The surroundings neat and so clean
Such warm greeting, his intent not feign
But standing in rain, I'm not keen
Finis'
Written: Wednesday and Thursday, November 07-08, 2018
Categories:
callipygian, imagination,
Form: Rhyme