Trews
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When the wind chimes high
when the wind chimes low
through the links
in his kilt he'll go
all the lassies say hello
Donald where's your troosers?
A slimy heel slippery eel
tho' no fe...
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Categories:
caddies, celebrity, fun, golf, humor,
Form: Rhyme
why does she get two familiars
...why does she get two familiars? The other witches asked their Daddies.
They had no idea, but her parents did drive three brand new Caddies.
Perhaps they are on the take, criminals, one suggested wi...
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Categories:
caddies, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Unsportsmanlike Behavior
...If you read the reviews
And review the reports,
You'll conclude I'm a dude
Who is no good at sports.
At badminton, lawn darts, or table tennis,
No record of my name's in that book by Guinness.
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Categories:
caddies, humor, sports,
Form: Light Verse
Up At Ryder Cup
...Reservations are made years in advance of the event.
Provisions from suppliers worldwide are globally sent.
Sponsors enthusiastically devote their resources spent.
Attendees eager to share stori...
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Categories:
caddies, appreciation, business, golf, society,
Form: Rhyme
Christmas Blessings
...
The world has returned to its senses....
How totally great!
We remembered we are humans not email addies,
To be deleted and tossed into
trash right away,
Such impolite caddies.
Peop...
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Categories:
caddies, christmas,
Form: Rhyme
This Game of Golf
...This game of golf as is this life,
Played all life, perfect still can't be,
Ever reminding of one’s wife,
Put on pedestal, upon tee,
Handicaps, roughs, bogies stay rife,
And played as if on...
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Categories:
caddies, games, golf, green, humor,
Form: Narrative
The Day After Christmas
...Twas the day after Christmas
Throughout the North Pole,
Not a creature was working
Not one Ho! Ho! Ho!
The elves were at home
They had the day off
Santa was gone
To Hawaii, to play golf
A li...
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Categories:
caddies, christmas, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Sweety Peeps
...liquorice sticks
strawberry twizzlers, peppermint patty
all I have adored since I was five
hoarded in drawers, hidden in candy caddies, traded for with Sis and Dad, how we grinned
with shopping...
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Categories:
caddies, candy, child,
Form: Verse
They Don'T Love Us Anymore
...Jamaica was always known for cultivating
the brightest and the best,
Academically, most scholars soared through
all their tests,
Our Island provided warmth and beauty,
Yet, the music of the mod...
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Categories:
caddies, confusion, introspection, people, political,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Tears of My Brain
...This is the ending New beginning its over children daddy did it, It is finished so
father into thy hands I commit my spirit I feel it its coming closer the sun is just
growing colder, my soul lor...
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Categories:
caddies, black-african amerme, education, me,
Form: Ballad
The Dream
...I’m startled,
by a loud voice,
in the middle of MORNING!
I wake up,
to someone,
yelling and MOURNING.
Screaming and CRYING!
Yelling the words, he’s too young,
to be DYING!
His mother’s c...
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Categories:
caddies, death, life, son, brother,
Form: Verse