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The Day After Christmas

Twas the day after Christmas Throughout the North Pole, Not a creature was working Not one Ho! Ho! Ho! The elves were at home They had the day off Santa was gone To Hawaii, to play golf A little R and R With his island wahine Displaying her snow globes In her Christmas bikini Mrs Claus was visiting Family back east And the reindeer were grazing On their tropical feast When all of a sudden Out on the back nine His cart left the path Cause he'd gone snow blind All of the golfers Caddies and guests Came running with cell phones Photographing the mess There in the sand pit Was Santa red faced His wahine on his lap It was such a disgrace But Santa took names For next year's big list If you weren't in Hawaii "I'm sorry, you missed" December 25 Wahine: pronounced /wa he' ne Daniel Turner

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Freddie Robinson Jr.

Date: 1/5/2017 9:42:00 AM

Super funny poem, Daniel. I'm still laughing as I write this comment. A wonderfully irreverent, light-hearted poem. The laughs just keep coming. Great piece of poetry, my friend. Happy New Year. May love light your path to peach always.

Jean Murray

Date: 1/3/2017 9:01:00 AM

Poor Mrs. Santa. Connie will love this one Daniel.

Winged Warrior

Date: 1/2/2017 6:56:00 PM

Ya...where does Santa go for R&R ?...why not Hawaii...so he trades his sleigh for a lei lol...there's another poem for you Daniel lol...god bless & have a great New Year my friend...^WW^

Sandra Haight

Date: 1/2/2017 4:51:00 PM

Such a fun write, Daniel. Congratulations on your fine win! Well done. And, Happy New Year to you! Sandra

Doug Vinson

Date: 1/2/2017 1:58:00 PM

Cheers, Daniel - you Santa is quite the rascal. : )

Kai Michael Neumann

Date: 1/2/2017 3:14:00 AM

Very funny. Congratulations, Kai

CayCay Jennings

Date: 1/1/2017 9:27:00 PM

Great rhyme and so creative, Daniel. A most fun read that truly shows off your imagination. Congrats on 10th. This is my 1st day on Soup since 12/24 am so I'm eager to do, see, read and write and, and ... I've had a great year so far and hope you have, too. It is okay that the Cowboys lost. Did you have your black eyed peas? Happy New Year XO ... CayCay

Jan Allison

Date: 1/1/2017 6:14:00 PM

Dropping back with my congrats:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Martin

Date: 1/1/2017 4:48:00 PM

Love the humour and the scandal! Not surprised really. Congrats on your win! :-)

Daniel Turner
Date: 3/3/2023 3:17:00 PM

LO Mark, this has got to be the funniest comment I've ever received. I laughed at harder at your comment than I did writing the poem. Thank you!!!!

Joseph May

Date: 1/1/2017 8:10:00 AM

Congrats on your win with this humorous write Daniel...Happy New Year!

Daniel Turner
Date: 1/1/2017 11:38:00 AM

Thank you, Joseph. Happy New Year:)

Darren White

Date: 12/31/2016 11:46:00 PM

Happy New Year, and congratulations on your placement with your funny Hawaii poem!!

Daniel Turner
Date: 1/1/2017 11:37:00 AM

Thank you, Darren. Happy New Year:)

Suzanne Delaney

Date: 12/29/2016 8:51:00 PM

My second read of this one too. I saw it on PFT and loved it. I just moved away from Hawaii...Gosh Darn. LOL ..SuZ

Daniel Turner
Date: 12/30/2016 10:06:00 AM

Ain't that the way it always goes? Lol Thank you, SuZ. Happy New Year:)

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 12/29/2016 11:26:00 AM

- A lovely and fun poems, Daniel :) - Best wishes for a happy new year :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Daniel Turner
Date: 12/30/2016 10:04:00 AM

Thank you, Anne Lise. Happy New Year:)

Supraja Kannan

Date: 12/29/2016 9:33:00 AM

Ha ha...very funny... I just loved it... A 7...

Daniel Turner
Date: 12/30/2016 10:02:00 AM

Thank you, Supraja. Happy New Year:)

Joanna Daniel

Date: 12/29/2016 7:16:00 AM

This one is sure funny, Daniel:) thanks for the laugh:)

Daniel Turner
Date: 12/30/2016 10:01:00 AM

Thank you, Jo. Happy New Year:)

Abosede Ogundare

Date: 12/29/2016 7:03:00 AM

Lol! Guessed I really missed right? Wasn't in Hawaii. I love your Santa poem Daniel.

Daniel Turner
Date: 12/30/2016 10:01:00 AM

Thank you Abosede. Happy New Year:)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/27/2016 6:11:00 PM

I was so sure I commented to this. Maybe it was at PFT!! It's cute, and I wanted to tell you have a good new year. I won't be around till then! I will miss this place because I go stir crazy not seeing Soup!!

Abosede Ogundare
Date: 12/29/2016 7:05:00 AM

You would really be missed Andrea. Have a great new year.

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 12/27/2016 8:11:00 AM

GOTD! (giggle of the day). I'm late to the party but fortunately the giggles aren't all gone yet! Chuckles & chariots ~ john

Paul Callus

Date: 12/27/2016 8:07:00 AM

Second time round to read this absolutely hilarious poem, Daniel!! naughty of Santa to be having a bit on the side:) // paul

Akkina Downing

Date: 12/26/2016 8:57:00 PM

Lol... Too funny! A very good one, Daniel, I enjoyed it a lot. And you bet, anyone would love to be in Hawaii now ;) I used to live there for a while, loved it there!