Caddie Poems - Poems about Caddie

...Golf Cranks tried to see where his ball went on the course The bird on his head was looking another way, his tweet hoarse Which way did you flick it? His golf partners asked Cranks. If I knew that......Read the rest...

...Compared with us, the kids today Too little play and too much weigh. Alone indoors they snack and sit And buttons hit, while we stayed fit. We'd quickly chores and homework do, Then dash th......Read the rest...

...i'm not a golfer but i can quietly report on this sport without knowing any thing that involves my balls keeps me very alert and then to combine my wood not an iron though i......Read the rest...

...A sweet young thing named Maddie Found her a rich sugar daddy. "He's lousy in bed, But after he's dead I get his solid gold Caddie."......Read the rest...

...Premenstrual syndrome my fault, can’t bring her crying to a halt! No cheese in the fridge, she whines unabridged, then nicely says “please pass the salt”. Told me I’m no good for daddy......Read the rest...

...The best love affair of my life Was the time I spent with another man’s wife You would be surprised to know it For I never involved in flirting – never a bit She isn’t my aunt , my sister , or my......Read the rest...

...Graffiti on an old rusty train I see this through my kitchen window And globs of dripping dropping rain A field house light shines at night like a little flame There is a golf course beyond ......Read the rest...

...I suspect in my feckless youth my folks thought me rather slovenly, Obnoxious, averse to work and associated with dubious company, But Air Force sergeants dealt discipline with lingo at times unswe......Read the rest...

...Caddie of Manger was incredible granger He kept her bees in the seas of Kraken Kranger His bees were the beasts ......Read the rest...

...She had a craving for something sweet So she got herself a sugar daddy He gave her all her desired treats And put them in a caddie She was his favorite candy He called her h......Read the rest...

...Today I took the car in for a simple lube and change of oil. What began as a routine day, the mechanic proceeded to spoil. I thought my pride in fine mechanical shape, of that I often crowed, But ......Read the rest...

...LIMERICK You can have the two kids but not the hound And I'll need the Caddie to get around Said she I'll take the house You good for nothin' louse By your cock and bull I will not be bound ......Read the rest...

...I love the thrill of playing golf Especially when it's my turn to tee off The excitement grows as I put my putter in my hand Not knowing how far or where the ball will land I take my driver and I......Read the rest...