In deepest nightmares, the buzzsaw
fast asleep, extinct, its teeth.
What psycho decided to D.N.A. cast
this swimming ancestor of Jaws?
Can you imagine the grind (cool beans!)
of his afterlife (a laugh a minute)?
Bad enough, the bite of cold eyes.
You, Psycho, on steroids.
Dr. Evil would cringe. He rather enjoyed
the thrill of a shark with laser beams.
“Ooh,” he’d yell! Mini Me might clap,
as the gears whirl and torque.
“You must think me a real jerk!”
he says to Scott. “Bring back the lasers!”
Nothing little about this buzzsaw.
Don’t resurrect the extinct monsters…
too late…raw fate
Categories:
buzzsaw, fear, fish,
Form: Free verse
A young girl all alone
gets kidnapped, tortured, raped, chained up, and then in tears,
on floor thrown.
She cannot flee.
Suffering the worst of all fears
is she.
She’s numb.
A buzzsaw nears . . .
Hummmm
A young girl all alone
suffering the worst of all fears . . .
Hummmm
Categories:
buzzsaw, fear,
Form: Rhyme
Your eyes are failing
It's been a while
Although you've got
That cheeky smile
Their service contract
Long expired
So grandpa you should
Have retired
Your speedy legs
Once raced the best
Now traded plaudits
For old string vest
You fought and won
With strength and poise
Now mostly sleeping
(plus buzzsaw noise)
We know your parts
Are obsolete
Just worn so thin
Or incomplete
Yet priceless you,
So loosely held
No screws in place
Just fractured weld,
Have grasped our hearts
With all you've done
Guided the truth
For everyone
Your value
Can't be held in stocks
Although you've shared
It's you that rocks
You might be old
And slightly rustin'
You'll always be our own
Steve Austin
You are quite priceless
That's our opinion
To us you are
One in six million
Categories:
buzzsaw, age, family, grandfather,
Form: Rhyme
A porcelain jaw cannot stand up to the buzzsaw of a southpaw
Categories:
buzzsaw, boxing day , sports, truth,
Form: Monoku
a pleiades
Back off, speedy cat, wait for the word;
Brakes on, until the blessing be heard.
Button up, fat lips, let us give thanks.
Brother, do you remember the Manx?
Busy with gobbling, he failed to pray.
Buzzsaw, the dog, determined to play,
Bob-tailed cat, end result, on that day.
Categories:
buzzsaw, animals, food, funny,
Form: Verse