Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

A Couch That Burps

Ladies marry the man of their dreams in a church
Eventually... she ends up married to a couch that burps
Happens the world over
From Brisbane to Dover
He could be an axe murderer so things could be worse

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Daniel Turner February 3, 2017 at 9:23 AM Women act like they don't fart, for a man it's a work of art, we like 'em loud, with mushroom clouds, but surviving a woman's earns a purple heart Jack Ellison February 3, 2017 at 10:09 AM LOVE IT Daniel!!! "Mushroom clouds"!!! LOL

Lim'Rik Flats February 3, 2017 at 8:46 AM Man chases girl of his dreams//trying to enter her jeans//most any will do//as long as she's new//he's just a wild-oats sowing machine. GOOD MORNING JACKSONS!!! Jack Ellison February 3, 2017 at 8:55 AM Sure got a kick outta your comeback lim!!!! LOL GOOD MORNING JOHN JOHN!!!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart February 3, 2017 at 7:50 AM Morning giggles, yay! Thanks for starting my day in such a delightful way. Mo! Jack Ellison February 3, 2017 at 7:55 AM Well hello dear Maureen... methinks this is your first time visit! Hope it's the first of many more... love and hugs, Jack xxx