Song Burlesque Poems

Glitzy, Vegas-style seductive dancers
Lascivious lancers' lances
Glam and rock in hilarious fashion.
Quintessentially Parisian
Paris Crazy Horse, the most avant-garde
Enticing and sensuous dance and song concord
A fantastic cardio...

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(A parody on Keat’s Ode to a Nightengale)


My stomach aches and thunder rumbles in my bowel
	as if one minute past, I had eaten something foul.
To...

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Laughter is the shortest distance between the joker and the listener:

My friend got robbed today, they took away his girlfriend Valentine's gift. Now, he rehearsing...

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Here some few jokes to crack your ribs:

I remember how my sister discovered her jogging talent, when she was chased by the fierce dogs, she...

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She plays a song,her favorite one,her favorite one she plays,
In bright time of afternoon,
She plays to ease,she plays to calm the ravaging monster in her,

Afar,she...

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Water is uniquely ancient, yet it hasn’t aged a day.
It’s older than Dr. Leakey’s bones. 
Older than Olduvai Gorge.
Water is older than life itself,
Unaltered by...

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Verse, refrain.
Chorus and cowbell.
Verse, refrain.
Chorus, and cowbell.
Bridge.
Verse, refrain.
Chorus, more cowbell.
Instrumental bridge.
Drum solo.
Verse, refrain.
Even more cowbell.
Fade out.
Applause....

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Virtue

I wish
I could write
A love song
From the heart
About a mountain stream,
Were cynicism
Dare not enter
Not intrude
As sarcasm
Is banned
Sorry to say
Cannot have lived
That long
I know when hearts
Cries
For...

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( A sing-along… Ba~ baa~~ bada boom)

If I make a wrong
and you make a wrong 
two wrongs make things worse.

If he makes a wrong
and She...

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Dancer
by Michael R. Burch

You will never change;
you range,
investing passion in the night,
waltzing through
a blinding blue,
immaculate and fabled light.

Do not despair
or wonder where
the others of your...

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I
'She's only a bird in a gilded cage,'
so a well-known song has once told.
She married a man well advanced in years
for the sake of his...

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Mr. Racist, Mr. Racist, 
fills with hate the empty spaces. 
Mr. Racist, Mr. Racist, 
of decency he'll leave no traces. 

Mr. Fugly, Tubby Racist, 
don't...

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IT WAS FIRST WORD OF MOUTH
WE HEARD SOME RAMBLINGS
ON THE RADIO
THEY SPOKE OF THINGS
IN WORDS THAT
ALL COULD UNDERSTAND
WE THOUGHT IT THROUGH
AND REFUSED WHAT WE HEARD
THEIR...

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I LOVE THE WAY
IT SOUNDS STRANGE
YET WHAT BETTER WAY TO EXPLAIN
NOTHINGS CHANGED
IT'S STILL THE SAME
AND THE WAYS OF NIGHT 
ARE BORING
A FROG CROSSED THE CREEK
THE...

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from the opera "Quadrosound!"

Posso Avere tua
Sorella incinta
allora ci spooseremo
Andare in cucina e scopare
la cagna
entra raella stanza e fai
l'amore con la tua donna
Bussare fino la signora...

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