Ode To a Foul Meal
(A parody on Keat’s Ode to a Nightengale)
My stomach aches and thunder rumbles in my bowel
as if one minute past, I had eaten something foul.
To sit and listen here, O bird, and contemplate,
your song seemèd to me like ecstasy,
though the urgency I now feeleth is such I need to placate!
O for a hefty dose of relieving kao-pectate
or a glass of seltzer full of efferescence like champagne,
with little bubbles hastening to the rim – so keen!
Now more than ever doth the curséd urge regain,
just when thy song, O dryad, be at its richest.
O dear! O dear! Me thinketh it best I hurry off unseen
even as thou pourest forth thy song supreme–
or I’ll do something nasty in me britches!
Copyright © Maurice Rigoler | Year Posted 2023
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