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Baseball Burlesque Poems

These Baseball Burlesque poems are examples of Burlesque poems about Baseball. These are the best examples of Burlesque Baseball poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Moneyball
The first three boring innings ended scoreless.
Then, in the fourth I took a walk to first.
She was managing her business in the dugout. 
I was...

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Categories: allegory, baseball, relationship,



Ten
I hate my door,
I hate a knock...
Cause lately...
All I get is shock

This time it was ten,
Eager vacuum salesmen,
With ready pen...
Each bi-focalled
Painted on smile...
Always ready
To go...

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Categories: adventure, funny, parody, satire,

Tom's Trashy Tid-Bits
Yes, folks, it's happened again; the trash compactor backed up and spewed out 
all the following nonsense;
How come you only hear the term "scutch" in...

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Categories: allegory, angst, confusion, funny,

The Mighty Master Macho Man Tom...And the Lil' Mouse
I'm lean, I'm mean, I'm tough as nails
Nothing could frighten me
I'm ready to defend my turf
as you can plainly see
Ju-Jitsu man, master of knife and...

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Categories: adventure, animals, funny, life,


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