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Bugged Poems - Poems about Bugged


Premium Member Bugged
*** Bugged *** Summer is here. A beautiful time of the year, or nearly. If only it only gave life to the good and better Of useful insects, while lurring the others To stay far away! I check my purchased pantry pest trap. See if I’ve caught the annoying...

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Categories: bugged, angst, humor, insect, life,
Form: Rhyme
Bugged
In his fancy hotel room James found bed bugs at first he thought he was on too many drugs. But they were real, moving about he wanted to leave, get right out. But a maid came and swept 'em under the rugs....

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Categories: bugged, insect, drug,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Doubly Bugged
There once was a young fellow named Gus Who had no inclination to fuss. A mosquito flew by And bit Gus in the eye. It surprised me how young Gus could cuss. The mosquito who bit him was Grouch, And he carried his venom in pouch. He gave me a quick bite. I slapped him with full might. Now it's he who's the one...

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Categories: bugged, funnyme,
Form: Limerick
Bugged
There’s a bug with tiny little jaws They bite and leave you with sores They bite you by night When you sleeping tight Not the bed bugs but my in-laws *Are You Bugged? (Limericks) Poetry Contest*...

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Categories: bugged, funny
Form: Limerick
Bugged By the Bug
Cough medicine? (CRAP...No re-fill!) See a doctor? (DARNED if I will!) I'm achin' to the toes (Got a code in my doze) Where the HECK did I hide the Ny-Quil?...

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Categories: bugged, funny, health
Form: Limerick




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