Brussels Sprout Poems - Poems about Brussels Sprout

...The memory span of the average sprout Means he forgets why the light is out If life in a fridge will be life without end Never forget that the dark is your friend *......

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...Who snored the loudest was open to question But each would deny such an insane suggestion The phone rang just once and she opened one eye ‘Up you get, Nitro, we gotta fly.’ Nitro Cat yawned and......

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...It’s heading for our planet at ten thousand miles an hour To stop it all the experts say we haven’t got the power All the nukes in all the world won’t constitute a plan So someone said, ‘All we ca......

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...Brussels sprouts for breakfast, Brussels sprouts for lunch, Sprouties served with iced champagne to make the perfect brunch! Boiled and drowned in butter, or juiced to make a punch, Brusse......

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...Who am I? I am not Fred Flintstone, nor am I Billy Goat Gruff, And I am not Will Shakespeare, nor a Scotsman named MacDuff; I am not Tom, I am not Dick, and surely am not Harry; Not Goldilocks, no......

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