The Brave Brussels Sprout That Saw Christmas Out

The memory span of the average sprout
Means he forgets why the light is out
If life in a fridge will be life without end
Never forget that the dark is your friend

                             *

And hidden away in a refrigerator
A brave little sprout needs no invigilator
He’d tucked himself between some beans and a leek
And went undiscovered throughout Christmas week

But now that the trifle and cheeses aren’t there 
The fridge is beginning to feel rather bare
The spaces within have become wide agape
With few nooks and crannies in which to escape

He’s watched as his friends were all taken and eaten
But this little sprout was too brave to be beaten
He may be just one single sprout, small and green
But he can be ruthless and ever so mean

He knew that the sound of the footsteps nearby
Meant somebody sharing his fridge could soon die
But he’ll stop at nothing for self preservation
He pushed the leek forward without hesitation

It’s dark in the fridge which should aid his concealment
And save him the sight of leftovers congealment
He thought he’d be safe in the darkness inside…
But screamed like a bean when the door opened wide!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2024

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Edmonds  Avatar
January 4, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Oh Terry that last line had me in stitches, loved it all, a fabulous read… Belle
Flood Avatar
January 12, 2024 at 2:56 PM
I must confess to asking myself a question or two about that last line… 1) Just how loud can a bean scream? 2) Why can’t humans hear a bean scream? 3) If humans could hear a bean scream… would there still be vegans?…… I’m glad you got a giggle out of this, Belle. Terry
M  Avatar
January 3, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Terry, Terry ,Terry my funny ,funny friend….this poem is absolutely brilliant!! You are the Master of humorous poetry and of the “last liner” in my eyes! You are so blasted clever and witty honestly. You never fail to make me smile or laugh! Debx
Flood Avatar
January 3, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Dammit, Deb… that’s another hat my head’s grown out of ;-). Ha ha… always a pleasure to give people a giggle and a sheer delight if that giggle is a belly laugh. Thanks for Your ultra flattering comment Deb. Have the bestest new year and 2024. Terry x
Cunningham Avatar
January 3, 2024 at 1:26 PM
The one that nearly got away lol. They're like marmite, love em or hate em. Hope your new year is off to a flying start. Tom
Flood Avatar
January 3, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Thanks, Tom. One of those little writes that seemingly spring out of nowhere. Glad you enjoyed. Terry
Wolf Avatar
January 1, 2024 at 7:37 PM
A sprout the New Year will surely tout. ~ Noel Doubt
Flood Avatar
January 2, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Ha ha.. thanks G.W.
Baker Avatar
January 1, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Excellent rhyming, Terry, and a really fun read, my friend! A FAV for my list. Thanks for sharing. Bill
Flood Avatar
January 2, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Thank you, Bill. Very much appreciated.
Kavanagh  Avatar
January 1, 2024 at 4:17 PM
One from planet Terry (planetary) I mean nobody else in the solar system can think these gems up, what can I say other than it’s absolutely brilliant, funny, and extremely clever, I thought your little sprout was going to end up in a stinking mess, but you made him scream nevertheless, gotta be a Fave, cheers David
Flood Avatar
January 1, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Ha ha… I considered giving ‘Sprouty’ a happy ending… but when I do that… I end up with 30 stanzas. So pleased to see you back with pen in hand, David… I mean… someone has to read my stuff! Seriously, though, have a great 2024. Terry
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