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Brussels Sprouts

Brussels sprouts for breakfast, Brussels sprouts for lunch, Sprouties served with iced champagne to make the perfect brunch! Boiled and drowned in butter, or juiced to make a punch, Brussels sprouts the tasty treat that I just love to munch! Now I love to have a pet around but not a cat or dog, Don't want no flop-eared bunny, or fat pot bellied hog. My sprout plant does not need a walk and never gives me fleas, Just lots of tender Brussels sprouts and I call her Louise! Sprouties by the bowl full, sprouties by the plate, I'd like to have a buck for very Brussels sprout I've ate. When I take my final dirt bath, just so there are no doubts... Plant me in a steamer trunk well packed in Brussels sprouts.

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Date: 5/28/2020 9:26:00 AM
excellent! so funny!
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