Why Put Me Through This
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One moment, my life in the balance
The next, feeling quite well
Why, O Why, put me, Dear God
through this kind of hell…
Yet I guess you’ve been with me
right from t...
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Categories:
bris, appreciation, god, jewish, life,
Form: Rhyme
January 13th 2024 Happy Lxv-th birthday Matthew Scott Harris
...January 13th 2024 - Happy Lxv-th birthday Matthew Scott Harris
date of conception:? ~ Late March – mid April 1958.
date of parturition: January xiii, mcmlix.
date of expiration:? January i, emi...
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Categories:
bris, age, appreciation, birthday, celebration,
Form: Free verse
I Can Only Imagine How N'Ice E-Z Floe
...I can only imagine how n'ice e-z floe...
Tubby in the calving throes
breaking free and clear
shepherding, milking, and honing
rambunctious as bovine bris
versus being stymied courtesy
cow ...
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Categories:
bris, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Happy Lxiv Birthday Matthew Scott Harris
...Happy Lxiv birthday Matthew Scott Harris
date of conception:? ~ Late March – mid April 1958.
date of parturition: January xiii, mcmlix.
date of expiration:? January i, eminem.
A gangly, meas...
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Categories:
bris, appreciation, birthday, boy, celebrity,
Form: Rhyme
Shechem's In the Kitchen With Dinah
...(best when sung)
Shechem’s in the kitchen with Dinah
He’s in trouble, don’t you know? oh oh oh
Shechem’s in the kitchen with Dinah
Simeon’s about to blow
See, Dinah was Jacob’s daughter
S...
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Categories:
bris, anger,
Form: Lyric
Odd and Odder
...The fact that Jesus was a Jew
may seem odd to quite a few
Then eight days after Christmas, how about this
~ January first, New Year's Day, was his bris *
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Categories:
bris, jesus, jewish, new years
Form: Epigram
When Bombs Fell
...A bombing of my school
It was a winter night 1942 the British
Bombed the school I was going to when older.
the town was in darkness why the Bris bombed the school
was b...
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Categories:
bris, best friend, blessing, conflict,
Form: Blank verse
Help Me, If You Can....
...Does anyone know Seinfeld episode with rabbi and bris??? heard of it, never
saw, would like to see....know the season? thanx, tom Quasarttt228@aol.com...
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Categories:
bris, computer-internet, confusion, education, friendship,
Form: I do not know?
Goy To the World....
...Goy to the world,
Christian faith is everlasting....
It is the night,
that your bris is performed
the thrilling kiss of a Rabbi's knife,
Starts its job, till faint did your wife
Fall on your ...
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Categories:
bris, adventure, family, funny, health,
Form: Burlesque
A Tip On Circumcision For a Movie–ing Experience
...Torah! Torah! Torah!
Check it out
Ten Commandments of
six hundred (more or less)
for the good deed that goes unpunished
and only the good die Jung? I guess,
it’s a hit
or mitz -vah
wheth...
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Categories:
bris, funny, imagination, loss,
Form: Free verse