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When he learned that one ungrateful tyke
had returned gifts that he didn't like,
Santa bet the next brat
who tried something like that
would get briquettes instead of a bike!
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Date: 12/19/2022
Count: syllablecounter.net
Categories:
briquettes, christmas, fun,
Form: Limerick
sun brings out the bones
barbecue briquettes ignite
dark dog hackles broil
Categories:
briquettes, extended metaphor,
Form: Senryu
What in the ink whorl is papièr churl going on?
Ill quill vapors are trying to victimize me,
vex prose don’t belong
Word saber player haters trying to stick it to me,
throwing cursive stones
Their coarse paper tone is so digital angry
Blog blots got their writes all wrong
Sore spots ... ink stains
Rotted crease stroke brains
always wanna bring paper cut pain
Plenty briquettes blurt-y wanna dance dirty,
a-many ugly exchanges ain’t squid spit purty
If coal paper meet a diamond pen,
Crush Groove is gonna tango win
Counterfeit clone muse
using plagiarist, copy printer tools
Blank scroll troll fools
didn’t learn Poetry Slam old school
Any lip ink unwell with a lying spiel,
gets the clean-up Truth erasure deal
Epithet tongues liquor epitaph envelopes,
gin up troublesome, scarlet letter tropes
But when this Iron Will pen
meet their forged paper
Pallbearer finger caper
gonna press an eulogy send
Writ smack weakies think they’re grit summon strong!
Categories:
briquettes, metaphor, philosophy, psychological, slam,
Form: Alliteration