Funny Bridal Shower Poems

Maid

My maid of honor, 
my best friend, (smile)
help me in the moment, 
help me in the hour, 
help me make it down... 
the great white...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Bell 

Little princess, 
baby flower…
“Ruler”, and “Monarch” of the ants! 

Fairy bug,
tiny lady, 
wee, small, and "magic" dancer,
hidden in the petals… 

Who would dare to...

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One spoke, saying "we know what he's trying to do"
buying a ring, "that aint special mista". You act like
she loves you and all, we aint...

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The poverty 
It has been raining for days, but now the sun shines
the walls of the old ruin look whitewashed and with its pride intact.
Sunlight...

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I'm drunk 
my girlfriend ask me if she looked fat
i told her no 
she said let's go home 
and when we got there 
i tried...

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My wife is a piece of junk
I think she is just a punk
Shes a freaking munk
She wont fight
But she will bite
Shes so dang disgusting
and she...

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Do you watch the television and sip champagne 
and listen to the grass being cut by the robot brain

To fill your free time have you...

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You send bolts through my skin 
something I was never to 
accomplish with you, when I 
saw you it's like my heart sank 
to my...

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