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Funny Bridal Shower Poems

These Funny Bridal Shower poems are examples of Bridal Shower poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Bridal Shower Funny poems written by international poets.

Fussi and Them

One spoke, saying "we know what he's trying to do"
buying a ring, "that aint special mista". You act like
she loves you and all, we aint...

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Categories: art, bridal shower, dance,

The Poverty

The poverty 
It has been raining for days, but now the sun shines
the walls of the old ruin look whitewashed and with its pride intact.
Sunlight...

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Categories: bridal shower, blue, boxing day , bridal

Drunk

I'm drunk 
my girlfriend ask me if she looked fat
i told her no 
she said let's go home 
and when we got there 
i tried...

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Categories: bridal shower, drink,

My Beautiful Wife

My wife is a piece of junk
I think she is just a punk
Shes a freaking munk
She wont fight
But she will bite
Shes so dang disgusting
and she...

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Categories: abuse, bridal shower,

Funny Man

Do you watch the television and sip champagne 
and listen to the grass being cut by the robot brain

To fill your free time have you...

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Categories: addiction, beauty, bridal shower,

Skin

You send bolts through my skin 
something I was never to 
accomplish with you, when I 
saw you it's like my heart sank 
to my...

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Categories: bridal shower, absence, age, angel, april,