Drunk

I'm drunk 
my girlfriend ask me if she looked fat
i told her no 
she said let's go home 
and when we got there 
i tried to get in bed
but i fell and hit my head
and when i woke up she was standing over me
i really had to pee 
and i tripped and hit my knee
and then she laughed at me
i asked her what was so funny
she said you are such a dummy 
you aren't even drunk
see look here
you were drinking kool-aid 
not beer.

bridal showerdrinkrhyme

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