Bow Legs Poems - Poems about Bow Legs

...I need a recipe for instant happiness, For all that are feeling sad I'd start with a ray of sunshine That doesn't sound too bad Next, a sweet smile Or a baby's toothless grin, It stands out a m......Read the rest...

...Beddie bye boo ski time for yours truly and/or the missus (joining "Wynken, Blynken and Nod" at figurative drop of hat even if yours truly immediately woke from his slumbers). When zapped of......Read the rest...

...Sandy was Bandy She had bow legs She had tried everything To straighten her pegs One day in utter despair She went to a chiropractor Who said with a stare What a terrible sight And grabbed at......Read the rest...

...High On Each Hillary Thigh Would Hillary Clinton name you appall? How about calling her hoarding cholesterol You would see she has hardening of each vein And sight of her legs did drive you ins......Read the rest...

...Destiny stretches its twisted arms patching together its wounded flesh Mercy cries out with mere oblivion Watching it dragging its impotent body And slowly gasping for breath. Stupefied souls......Read the rest...