Poor Sandy

Sandy was Bandy She had bow legs She had tried everything To straighten her pegs One day in utter despair She went to a chiropractor Who said with a stare What a terrible sight And grabbed at her legs Which gave Sandy a fright Then he did something No chiropractor should do He took hold of her leg And started to screw He screwed her leg round Then gave it a twist He'd straightened her leg With a flip of his wrist He was so pleased With what he had done He did the same thing With the other one The pain was excruciating Sandy started to plead Look at my legs You have made me Knock Kneed