Suicide Cafe
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Categories:
botulism, allegory, suicide,
Form: Lyric
Dented Cans
...I was quite desperate to make a pie
so drove to the grocery store to buy
a can of pumpkin I desperately needed
because my family are pumpkin pie addicts,
I get there and theres one can left
wi...
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Categories:
botulism, addiction, death, food, silly,
Form: Light Verse
Bacteria To the Fuscia
...A cosmonaut called Anatoli was diagnosed with acute E.coli
When he became somewhat delirious, they thought it was Bacillus cereus
When plated out under a prism, it looked instead like Botulism
Hav...
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Categories:
botulism, giggle, humorous, , cute,
Form: Light Verse
Opting Out
...So at 47 I have arrived.
A position most disconcerting,
Troubling? Nay,
Downright disturbing!
A blatant assault.!
An ego in default.
Should have steered left,
Perhaps joined a cult.
Having...
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Categories:
botulism, age, beauty, desire, hope,
Form: Narrative