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Botulism Poems - Poems about Botulism


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Categories: botulism, allegory, suicide,
Form: Lyric
Dented Cans
...I was quite desperate to make a pie so drove to the grocery store to buy a can of pumpkin I desperately needed because my family are pumpkin pie addicts, I get there and theres one can left wi......

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Categories: botulism, addiction, death, food, silly,
Form: Light Verse



Bacteria To the Fuscia
...A cosmonaut called Anatoli was diagnosed with acute E.coli When he became somewhat delirious, they thought it was Bacillus cereus When plated out under a prism, it looked instead like Botulism Hav......

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Categories: botulism, giggle, humorous, , cute,
Form: Light Verse
Opting Out
...So at 47 I have arrived. A position most disconcerting, Troubling? Nay, Downright disturbing! A blatant assault.! An ego in default. Should have steered left, Perhaps joined a cult. Having......

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Categories: botulism, age, beauty, desire, hope,
Form: Narrative

Book: Reflection on the Important Things