Funny Books Poems

Today's rain is more of a doom,
But why not just spare my own room?
You just poured in without a shame
So, who will then take this...

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Being from Florida 
after a severe nervous 
breakdown I suffered 
social phobias anxieties 
fear panic isolated raising 
my children witness 
protection I collected 
every Disney...

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NATO


The secretary general of NATO is a Norwegian 
and as most Norwegian's pro-American
and probably selected for his fidelity
He is a tall thin man, likes to run...

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Charming and filled with humorous doggy characters, so unique 
I’m floored when I think of an aussidoodle, or a scotchi‘s fido physique
Pages of dogs all...

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The Great American Novel,
Is what I’m working on,
For it shall be a marvel,
To show of dusk and dawn.

Oh, it will tell of wonders,
Of all the...

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Perky above board Alice was the one we saw first
Isn’t she the one who used to tease Mrs. Lirst?
No, she’s a good girl, we all...

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Azms is hell
Poison flows in Azms
I'm here where Azms is
Walking slowly along the streets
I look at the dark clouds
Where birds fall, turning into drops of...

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I think people have the wrong view of emotion 
.they Cause such a commotion 
Give you a pill
To counter that one, another one still
All these...

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In a story book, I got stuck
and couldn’t find a way to break free. 
What a lousy day, just my luck!
Wondered why this happened to...

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Sloth is the deadliest of sins
    or so my Grandma told me
But spying me in a book again,
    Helpless!...

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Today I was reading one of the best books,
And was deep in the fantasy world until shook.
Then I glanced at the time,
Surprised to see it...

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A Conversation With Little Red Riding Hood

[I’ve always loved the fairy tale, “Little Red Riding Hood”, and I’ve used it to teach many lessons, especially...

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The book keeper
mops the slush pile,
dusts paragraphs,
adding a vase of clarity
on the table of contents,
creates settings
for the ghost writer
to slow down
run-on sentences,
mends torn sheets -
Oh,...

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Dark life matters
 
Woke up in the night it was very dark
put a hand out couldn´t see it.
I wonder how it is to be blind?
In...

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I don't read your literature
I don't like standing in your lines
I abhorre your hypocrisy bukkake'd in a den of flies
You want originality?! I'll show you...

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