Booger Poems - Poems about Booger

...Squirm the Germ Vs.1 There’s a germ, his name is Squirm, he lives inside our head, and when we cough or sneeze or wheeze, he jumps right out instead! So….. (Point to your head, then use both ha......Read the rest...

...'Twas a week before Christmas And I've not done my shopping I was going this morning But first, my floors needed a mopping I was going to mop them But I first had to broom Then, I waite......Read the rest...

...Waking up kidneys hurt, Trying to compress them with muscle, Fluctuate blood but I'm not sure, The blood rushes to my head, I didn't drink last night, Am I dead? A rainbow of colors fill my eye......Read the rest...

...Believe it or not these are actual town names in the U.S.A. and Canada BOOGER HOLE West Virginia CROTCH LAKE Ontario KNOCK EM STIFF Ohio INTERCOURSE Pennsylvania PEE PEE CREEK Ohio S......Read the rest...

...Poor Johnny. Halloween night he was high on sugar ~ The next morning, he woke up 'low on sugar.' O, booger... Poet's Cryptic Comment: Some ask Why ......Read the rest...

...I am a booger I live inside your nose sometimes I'm runny other times bacteria grows I am a booger you need to set me free Stick me under the desk just don't let anyone see If you think I......Read the rest...

...I picked a booger, I thought, out of my nose, but it's snot.......Read the rest...

...Justin Von Depathos strode across the ballroom floor To sit with Carlton Vishizwa and Charlotte Genivieve, While I watched, in silent fascination, from the door, The “major players” waltzing ‘ro......Read the rest...

...I’ve long been fascinated by how the “facts” of a story tend to change from teller to teller! Has Anyone Seen Buck? Somewheres close to midnight…‘bout a ......Read the rest...

...This is, as indicated, the 1st THIRD of this lengthy poem. The 2nd and final thirds had to be posted separately due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations. No other way I could manage to make it happ......Read the rest...

...This is, as indicated, the 1st HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. The 2nd half had to be posted separately due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations. No other way I could manage to make it happen... ......Read the rest...

...A Great Fun We do majestic on the day of justice, She will say plz keep quiet for God sake. Your Misanthropy Your every verbum has tranquility, I'm starving for your misanthropy. Your Graci......Read the rest...

...All the guys and gals that I had graduated with, from Jimmy Dorsey High School, back in 1935, Half a century later were dispersing all around us, surprising me with whom among my class was still ali......Read the rest...

...Sugar wugar Had a booger Hanging off the end of her nose I didn’t fret What you all said She had the most beautiful toes I loved her ways Asked her to play She was the best playmate in......Read the rest...

...Brody McGregor, who’d all of us fig’red fer single, come struttin’ into the pub, all slickered up like a man fit to bury…an’ fairly well knowed fer ‘is smile - Strolled to the bar like a man on a ......Read the rest...