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Funny Body Poems

These Funny Body poems are examples of Body poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Body Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member A Funny Summer
The sun was bright red and really hot
like a fresh crab I thought I had been caught
my skin was pink meat
blisters from the heat
feeling like...

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Categories: body, giggle, red, sun,

Premium Member 'Bye-Bye Twiggy'
	
   My girlfriend grew up in West Virginny
   The mirror told her she was too skinny ~
    ...

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Categories: body, clothes, funny, girlfriend,
Burning Love
I want to tell a funny story,
About this certain candle I had bought. 
“We’ll have a romantic night in”
This is the first thing I thought....

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© Bec Callow  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: body, flying, funny, funny
Premium Member Just say NO
I simply must say No to wearing body spray
Or else I'll be allergic to myself ALL DAY! ;-P...

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Categories: body, funny, giggle, self,
Premium Member Ballad for the Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube-Man
air rockets skyward
uppercutting inside
plastic neon flesh
contorting at inhuman angles
what does my body language spell?

ankles anchored into the Earth
to stay grounded as the wave
of time and...

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Categories: body, allegory, anxiety, funny, life,

Premium Member Love is a Funny-Smelling Thing
     If bathtubs grew onions
       then feet might have bunions
     that...

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Categories: body, hurt, husband, sleep,
Premium Member Body Divine
In just two weeks I will attain the body divine
Eat my greens, attempt a sit up or two...
If only I'd lay off reduced aisle wine...

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Categories: body, change, culture, funny, growth,
Premium Member When Undies Go
Easing the panties down off of a cutie
Provides a good view of her natural beauty

With delicate fabric then out of the way
That play field's clear...

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Categories: appreciation, beautiful, body, funny
Lady Sugarton
What comes of Lady Sugarton  
                  ...

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Categories: beauty, body, character, clothes,
Premium Member The Short Man That Would Be Tall
A short man climbed up on a wall
So others would think he was tall
Small muscles, no abs
And tired of their jabs
Embarrassed to go to the...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anxiety, body, fear, funny,
Premium Member The Function of Each Body Part
Cheeks were meant for kissing
Hands were meant for holding
Ears were meant for listening
Arms were meant for enfolding

Eyes were meant for ogling
Mouths were meant for stuffing
Hair...

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Categories: body, funny, humorous, joy, lust,
Backwards Boy
This is a story about Barry Hunt
Who tried to pull off a remarkable stunt
He tried a bungee-jump without using a rope
He then fell to the...

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Categories: body, crazy, giggle, hilarious,
Is This What Love Is
Those soft tendrils of skin grazing my being
Taking in my form whole
Accepting me as I was
Using me as I was

When did love turn to deceit...

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Categories: abuse, angst, anxiety, body,
Desert
So long has passed since I was brought
To the point of pure bliss, as I ought.
If no one will bother,
Suppose that I’d rother
See what talented...

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Categories: body, how i feel,
Getting Old
Getting Old

I used to look so young and slim
I could wear anything I chose
now I buy from tent shops
it's the only way to get clothes

I...

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Categories: age, body, change, funny,

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