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Funny Body Poems

These Funny Body poems are examples of Body poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Body Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member The Short Man That Would Be Tall
A short man climbed up on a wall
So others would think he was tall
Small muscles, no abs
And tired of their jabs
Embarrassed to go to the...

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Categories: anxiety, body, fear, funny,

Premium Member The Function Of Each Body Part

Cheeks were meant for kissing
Hands were meant for holding
Ears were meant for listening
Arms were meant for enfolding

Eyes were meant for ogling
Mouths were meant for stuffing

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Categories: body, funny, humorous, joy, lust,

Backwards Boy
This is a story about Barry Hunt
Who tried to pull off a remarkable stunt
He tried a bungee-jump without using a rope
He then fell to the...

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Categories: body, crazy, giggle, hilarious,

Premium Member My Bones Ache and My Heart Sings
All this skin holds my body 
working or as a homebody 
what a miracle it is 
do not give me a quiz 
now I need...

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Categories: body, life, miracle, song,

Is This What Love Is
Those soft tendrils of skin grazing my being
Taking in my form whole
Accepting me as I was
Using me as I was

When did love turn to deceit...

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Categories: abuse, angst, anxiety, body,

Premium Member Desert
So long has passed since I was brought
To the point of pure bliss, as I ought.
If no one will bother,
Suppose that I’d rother
See what talented...

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Categories: body, how i feel,

Getting Old
Getting Old

I used to look so young and slim
I could wear anything I chose
now I buy from tent shops
it's the only way to get clothes


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Categories: age, body, change, funny,

Premium Member Source Of Our Awareness
We know we are alive,                    ...

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Categories: body, emotions, house, journey,

Premium Member Revealing Your Soul And Other Tension
Have you ever opened your mouth  
and chewed on your foot,             ...

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Categories: body, food, friend, love,

Premium Member Then and Now
Then and now what did I find,                  ...

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Categories: body, life, old, time,

Premium Member Our Souls Wish List
Our soul’s wish list,                     ...

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Categories: body, hurt, life, love,

Premium Member Call the Doctor
my feet smell
my nose runs
my heart breaks
my tongue is tied
my liver is chopped
my brain is cramped
my spare rib is missing
my throat harbors a frog
my sweet...

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Categories: body, giggle, health, humorous,

Argh daylight savings time ends two AM November 6th 2022
Argh daylight savings time ends – 2:00 AM November 6th 2022

Hour hands of o'clock get set back 
sixty minutes gaining extra hour of Autumn
round about...

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Categories: body, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member Guess Where I Found God
God made each one of us,                   ...

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Categories: body, creation, god, love,

Premium Member A Baby Girl
A life starts out with love from her mother,                ...

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Categories: body, heart, life, love,