Funny Body Poems

A short man climbed up on a wall
So others would think he was tall
Small muscles, no abs
And tired of their jabs
Embarrassed to go to the...

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Cheeks were meant for kissing
Hands were meant for holding
Ears were meant for listening
Arms were meant for enfolding

Eyes were meant for ogling
Mouths were meant for stuffing
Hair...

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This is a story about Barry Hunt
Who tried to pull off a remarkable stunt
He tried a bungee-jump without using a rope
He then fell to the...

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All this skin holds my body 
working or as a homebody 
what a miracle it is 
do not give me a quiz 
now I need...

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Those soft tendrils of skin grazing my being
Taking in my form whole
Accepting me as I was
Using me as I was

When did love turn to deceit...

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So long has passed since I was brought
To the point of pure bliss, as I ought.
If no one will bother,
Suppose that I’d rother
See what talented...

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Getting Old

I used to look so young and slim
I could wear anything I chose
now I buy from tent shops
it's the only way to get clothes

I...

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We know we are alive,                    ...

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Have you ever opened your mouth  
and chewed on your foot,             ...

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Then and now what did I find,                  ...

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Our soul’s wish list,                     ...

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my feet smell
my nose runs
my heart breaks
my tongue is tied
my liver is chopped
my brain is cramped
my spare rib is missing
my throat harbors a frog
my sweet...

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Argh daylight savings time ends – 2:00 AM November 6th 2022

Hour hands of o'clock get set back 
sixty minutes gaining extra hour of Autumn
round about...

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God made each one of us,                   ...

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A life starts out with love from her mother,                ...

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