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Funny Body Poems

These Funny Body poems are examples of Body poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Body Funny poems written by international poets.

No Body

Goes into the water
doesn't get wet
in the fire 
doesn't get burned
No Body is perfect...

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Categories: body, funny,

My Body Guard Song

I dance his Caribbean music i wrote lyrics to his tropical beats harmony we met after night classes business and real estate funny how we...

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Categories: body, allah,

Just a Rumor


My thighs and buttocks have dimples…
So I'm grateful they have so much to smile about! As my stretch marks, or laugh lines rather, can attest....

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Categories: body, funny, humor,

BODY WORK

Funny how independence
Can blind lack of choice
The feel of wheels
Silencing the roaring voice

Yellow, plain, drab
But it got me to my destination
Blaring the AM radio
While I...

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Categories: body, car, love,

A Funny Summer

The sun was bright red and really hot
like a fresh crab I thought I had been caught
my skin was pink meat
blisters from the heat
feeling like...

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Categories: body, giggle, red, sun,

'Bye-Bye Twiggy'

	
   My girlfriend grew up in West Virginny
   The mirror told her she was too skinny ~
    ...

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Categories: body, clothes, funny, girlfriend,

Burning Love

I want to tell a funny story,
About this certain candle I had bought. 
“We’ll have a romantic night in”
This is the first thing I thought....

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Categories: body, flying, funny, funny

Just say NO

I simply must say No to wearing body spray
Or else I'll be allergic to myself ALL DAY! ;-P...

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Categories: body, funny, giggle, self,

Ballad for the Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube-Man

air rockets skyward
uppercutting inside
plastic neon flesh
contorting at inhuman angles
what does my body language spell?

ankles anchored into the Earth
to stay grounded as the wave
of time and...

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Categories: body, allegory, anxiety, funny, life,

Love is a Funny-Smelling Thing

     If bathtubs grew onions
       then feet might have bunions
     that...

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Categories: body, hurt, husband, sleep,

When Undies Go

Easing the panties down off of a cutie
Provides a good view of her natural beauty

With delicate fabric then out of the way
That play field's clear...

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Categories: appreciation, beautiful, body, funny

Lady Sugarton

What comes of Lady Sugarton  
                  ...

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Categories: beauty, body, character, clothes,

The Function of Each Body Part

Cheeks were meant for kissing
Hands were meant for holding
Ears were meant for listening
Arms were meant for enfolding

Eyes were meant for ogling
Mouths were meant for stuffing
Hair...

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Categories: body, funny, humorous, joy, lust,

Backwards Boy

This is a story about Barry Hunt
Who tried to pull off a remarkable stunt
He tried a bungee-jump without using a rope
He then fell to the...

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Categories: body, crazy, giggle, hilarious,

Is This What Love Is

Those soft tendrils of skin grazing my being
Taking in my form whole
Accepting me as I was
Using me as I was

When did love turn to deceit...

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Categories: abuse, angst, anxiety, body,