Boaster Poems - Poems about Boaster

An Old Roster Needed a Booster had been boaster about booster of a booster for an old roster from head to his tail while whiling away a whale behind left big trail why did his behind have left big trail or maybe big trail left behind went out on a lamb when I had heard that Instagram sure was such a sham much food on platter caused me to...

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I am magical, I said. I can control her. You cannot! Yes, I can, and I do. You do not! My eight-year-old twin is angry now, with a mean face. I do not back down. Want to see? How? What do you want me to make her do? Make her come down those stairs. During Jeopardy? I am backing up now. Our mother...

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A braggart for sure The top best at everything Amazing stories A hit at a few parties Until we could not stand him....

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He always loved the roller coaster, the Triple Loop Rode it seventy times and never puked Hands in the air going down hills He never tired of upside down thrills He was a vet of the roller coaster Not a newbie, or rookie, but a bona fide boaster So proud he was, so sure of the ride That he paid no attention...

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BOASTER RAP Sometimes the guys used to sit around chugging bird-beer Boasting of chicks they’d held dear. Some British guy started in... Well, I was going out with some nice birds We said - Oh man, don’t use those British words! Listen, there was this chick once, lemme ...

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