Boaster About Booster of a Booster
An Old Roster Needed a Booster
had been boaster
about booster of a booster
for an old roster
from head to his tail
while whiling away a whale
behind left big trail
why did his behind
have left big trail or maybe
big trail left behind
went out on a lamb
when I had heard that Instagram
sure was such a sham
much food on platter
caused me to
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Categories:
boaster, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
You Are Not Magical
I am magical, I said. I can control her.
You cannot!
Yes, I can, and I do.
You do not!
My eight-year-old twin is angry now, with a mean face.
I do not back down. Want to see?
How?
What do you want me to make her do?
Make her come down those stairs.
During Jeopardy?
I am backing up now.
Our mother
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Categories:
boaster, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Free verse
A Braggart
A braggart for sure
The top best at everything
Amazing stories
A hit at a few parties
Until we could not stand him.
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Categories:
boaster, celebrity,
Form: Tanka
Bona Fide Boaster
He always loved the roller coaster, the Triple Loop
Rode it seventy times and never puked
Hands in the air going down hills
He never tired of upside down thrills
He was a vet of the roller coaster
Not a newbie, or rookie, but a bona fide boaster
So proud he was, so sure of the ride
That he paid no attention
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Categories:
boaster, adventure, death, fun,
Form: Couplet
Boaster Rap
BOASTER RAP
Sometimes the guys used to sit around chugging bird-beer
Boasting of chicks they’d held dear.
Some British guy started in... Well, I was going out with some nice birds
We said - Oh man, don’t use those British words!
Listen, there was this chick once, lemme
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Categories:
boaster,
Form: Verse