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Gone Blotto

Bottle shops are grottos,
I, too, could go blotto,
But that is so not me,
 Your catty comments are for free,
 I remain, always chirpy!

Categories: blotto, drink,
Form: Free verse

Repic

Night goes wrong gone by gone
Eleven sharpened by bell tolls
Last wipes failed in scrambled line
Shake the grip till bleached
Squeezing of faith blows a worship dirt

Night closes sins by wrong summon
Twelve pointed by curved hands
Silence gasped with dark lullaby
Trivium lied about lines and curves
Engaged big rhetoric wrapping logic 

Night designated as a place curse
No more clock

Categories: blotto, emotions, grief,
Form: Free verse

Blotto In the Grotto

The reindeer and Santa proceed at a canter
On a sleigh made of magical wood
They’ve gone to fill shelves with gifts made by elves
For all the kids that have been good

At home in the grotto, the elves are all blotto
They found where the whisky was hid
Then looked for some brandy to drink themselves bandy
And that’s just

Categories: blotto, christmas, funny, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Till Your Mind Goes Blotto

You're really not drunk if you can lie on the floor
“Without holding on” good for a couple of beers more
Till your mind goes blotto
Your name you forgot-o
Promise to stop drinking, gonna start tomorrow

Categories: blotto, fun,
Form: Limerick

Totally Blotto

There once was a lass from Toronto
Loved being ridden like a bucking bronco
Enjoyed a rough ride
“Ride 'em cowboy” she cried
Till her senses they became totally blotto


© Jack Ellison 2015

Categories: blotto, silly,
Form: Limerick

Blotto Drunk Again

Drains so sleepy.
Dreams so smelly.
Waking in the kitchen
face-down on the telly...

Categories: blotto, [faith, happiness, inspirational], [faith,
Form: I do not know?