Blotto Poems - Below
are popular examples of all types of blotto poetry to share and read. This list of poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, famous, and modern examples for blotto.
My Dog's Adopted Categories: blotto, pets, Form: Limerick
At what age should I tell my dog he's adopted?
Don't want him to start drinking, and getting el blotto
He was bought at a store
And even what's more
He isn't a human though he tries to act macho
Blotto In The Grotto Categories: blotto, christmas, funny, humorous, Form: Rhyme
The reindeer and Santa proceed at a canter
On a sleigh made of magical wood
They’ve gone to fill shelves with gifts made by elves
For all the kids that have been good
At home in the grotto, the elves are all blotto
They found...Read More
Splosh Categories: blotto, christmas, funny, Form: Rhyme
You’ll find this disgusting, but Rudolph was busting
He peed in that fish pond of mine
But it wasn’t tragic, cos Rudolph is magic
And he piddles sparkling wine
The water went hazy, my goldfish went crazy
And splashing all over the place
It’s true, don’t...Read More
Christmas Love Categories: blotto, love, Form: Rhyme
When all the town was swathed in dark,
she took a walk towards the park,
and sat upon a bench to ponder
the things that made her heart grow fonder.
She smiled at last, despite herself,
and realised she loved an elf;
she'd met him, at...Read More
Kibbitzin Categories: blotto, peace, Form: Limerick
When my eyes start to dim, gonna get into the gin
Don't want to be lucid when my days start to thin
Wanna be blotto
Sure ain't macho
To be surprised when with a young filly I'm kibbitzin...Read More
Elvis with a twist Categories: blotto, fun, Form: I do not know?
Elvis with a twist
I am caught in a trap
I can’t walk out
because I’ve got no money
why can’t you see your annoying me
you don’t listen to a word I say
we can’t go on together I want
to build my own...Read More
I AM Categories: blotto, desire, love, women, Form: Free verse
I am the only wine
Strong enough to make you blotto,
The only cure to your illness.
I know thou art mighty and strong
The Candyman Categories: blotto, children, health, humor, work, drug, Form: Lyric
You say it’s hella dope to meet me
And all I have to say
It’s hella dope to meet you too
And you’re getting hella dope today
No, this won’t be memorable
Of this you can be sure
If your disease is reality
Then I’ve got the...Read More
Till Your Mind Goes Blotto Categories: blotto, fun, Form: Limerick
You're really not drunk if you can lie on the floor
“Without holding on” good for a couple of beers more
Till your mind goes blotto
Your name you forgot-o
Promise to stop drinking, gonna start tomorrow
Beer In Supermarkets Categories: blotto, humorous, Form: Limerick
Do you know why us guys have happy faces
Beer is for sale in supermarkets, good gracious
Here in Ontario
A bit backward I know
Even grandmas can get blotto and walk around aimless
Totally Blotto Categories: blotto, silly, Form: Limerick
There once was a lass from Toronto
Loved being ridden like a bucking bronco
Enjoyed a rough ride
“Ride 'em cowboy” she cried
Till her senses they became totally blotto
© Jack Ellison 2015
Speak--Easy----- 1920's Categories: blotto, funny, people, drug, Form: Free verse
I may be all wet, but I sure ain't no bluenose!
And, while it's none of my beeswax,
Let's have a bull session-lesson !
Take a gander around, and tell the guy with the cheaters
I'll give him an ear-full, if he'll just hang...Read More
balancing act Categories: blotto, car, celebrity, Form: Sonnet
When crossing the bridge I met a fairly famous poet,
he was balancing the bridge´s railing, absorbed in total
concentration; under him the river flowed white and wild.
Then he jumped to safety and collapsed, this because
he was blotto,...Read More
Cockney slang #2 Categories: blotto, funny Form: Light Verse
My basin of gravy has the worst raspberry tart...
My baby has the worst farts(translation)
My man's ian beale blotto, so 'es intercity is spent...
translation: My man's real drunk, so he's spent his money....Read More
Quick Cuts: 4, 5, 6, 7. Categories: blotto, funny, on work and working, parody Form: Light Verse
4. Insurance agents
make safe arrangements
for you and your family.
So, in case, you go BLOTTO!
at home, in the auto,
rest assured...Read More
Blotto drunk Again Categories: blotto, [faith, happiness, inspirational], [faith, happiness, inspirational], [faith, Form: I do not know?
Drains so sleepy.
Dreams so smelly.
Waking in the kitchen
face-down on the telly...