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Blockhead Poems - Poems about Blockhead

Blockhead Poems - Examples of all types of poems about blockhead to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for blockhead.
Old charm dies hard
...(Seeing an old man walking out of a marriage registrar’s office with a young girl, two women talking…) Retaining charm till old is art More than the matter ‘tis of heart, Look, unstirred, undete......Read the rest...
Categories: blockhead, humor,
Form: Rhyme



A Definite Bonehead Moment
...A definite bonehead moment since revised when das scribe made laughing stock of himself (circa ~ 8:30 post meridiem December twenty eighth, 2022). A retrospective account revisited court......Read the rest...
Categories: blockhead, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Galapagos Island Ignoramus Oops Iguana
... Galapagos Island Ignoramus, (oops) Iguana or Seventh Grade Craziness Written: By Tom Wright 12/12/2003 I didn’t mind being called an ignoramus, The class was divided; about half t......Read the rest...
Categories: blockhead, funny,
Form: Free verse
A Fictitious Alternative Up Bringing
...Found me raised in the Antebellum South born an academically gifted whip smart, (and any other apropos) above average adage smart son with a healthy dose of Melanin and......Read the rest...
Categories: blockhead, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Common Cold
...Achooo! It begins, almost always, with a sneeze, Which, in some cultures, Invites blessings, But, in some others, a curse, As it’s held to be ominous! Blessing or curse, soon the frequency ......Read the rest...
Categories: blockhead, funny, irony, philosophy, psychological,
Form: Free verse



It Is Bloody Ridiculous
...It's Bloody Ridiculous It's bloody ridiculous.... Make no mistake, Malaysians are such a complying lot.... We complained about traffic jams, road tolls and blocks... A nitwit politician sugge......Read the rest...
Categories: blockhead, anger, betrayal, community,
Form: Free verse
Trump Superficial Skin
...Trump Superficial Skin You should see Trump's superficial skin And might miss it due to being so thin Way he walks and will wallow Must have head that is hollow So around block took it for a s......Read the rest...
Categories: blockhead, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Open Ended Poetry Contests
...Please give us a topic, at least just a clue I have no direction, don't know what to do Do I scribe what I know, or write from the heart? Or do I quote Shakespeare and try to sound smart? A balla......Read the rest...
Categories: blockhead, funny, humor, humorous, poems,
Form: Verse
Toothpick Legs
...“How come they all have Toothpick Legs?” She wonders aloud, face furrowing into a deep red frown. “And mine are so big?” “Genetics. Look at me and Mom.” OK, I’m a blockhead. Seven-year old......Read the rest...
Categories: blockhead, body, daughter, image, woman,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Random
...Here by the edge Face in sharp angle: Curious blockhead ~~~~~~~~ Curious visual Eyeing the world; Gaze in a maze ~~~~~~~~~ Random stance Where are you bound? Notice my eyes? ......Read the rest...
Categories: blockhead, change,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Ode To a Blockhead
...Just scrap metal in your bellow? Is your pedal, mellowed old? Poor old friend, you've lost your wheels You dream in color, of rubber burning,... where coughed exhaust, was left behind. Now w......Read the rest...
Categories: blockhead, car, funny,
Form: Free verse
Erotic Poems
...On seeing My rounded breasts The crescent moon began to melt He pre......Read the rest...
Categories: blockhead, love,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Blockhead
...Can not think of any words to write I have tried all day and night Hey I have writers block No they say what a crock Wr......Read the rest...
Categories: blockhead, funny, uplifting,
Form: Limerick
Body Odor Blockhead
...When she told him he had b.o. He put on the ‘insulted show’ “You say I smell? Well I can’t tell You must have a defective nose!” No, everywhere he goes he reeks Oblivious to his toxic leak She drea......Read the rest...
Categories: blockhead, people,
Form: Limerick
Blockhead
...BLOCKHEAD Some folks’ say all my life I’ve been a BLOCKHEAD. Maybe if I could have gotten through that last ROADBLOCK, news of my incarceration wouldn’t be such a family BLOCKBUSTER. So here I ......Read the rest...
Categories: blockhead, funny, life,
Form: Narrative

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