I Heart My Stool Chart
...I have to admit I’ve got a confession
About my unhealthy obsession
Other kids love pop stars with all their heart
For me it’s the Bristol Stool chart
There’s seven different types of poo
With ...
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Categories:
blobby, childhood, feelings, fun, giggle,
Form: Rhyme
Ghost Busters
...ghost busters
driving into libraries
funny guys
ghost blasters
called upon by the mayor
great friends
ghost seekers
scared by green blobby things
screamers
ghost detectives
contacted ...
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Categories:
blobby, halloween,
Form: Senryu
Lava Lamp
...My daughter has a lava lamp,
Once given as a gift,
A retro item that, when plugged,
Can give your mood a lift.
The lava lamp was such a fad
That we’d be shocked to know
That future generation...
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Categories:
blobby, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme
Mr Blobby Puts the Christmas Tree Up
...Running over full speed to the tree,
The largest of all the items,
He clapped his hands excitedly together,
Three times rhythmically,
And smiled characteristically.
He got there and hugged...
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Categories:
blobby, christmas, cool, crazy, funny,
Form: Free verse
Thankyou Sally
...Thank You Sally
For almost 30 years I’ve been trying to loose this weight,
So obviously, I have been putting all the wrong food on to my plate.
I have tried almost every diet that has ever been ...
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Categories:
blobby, dedication, devotion, happiness, hope,
Form: Rhyme
Thankyou Sally
...Thank You Sally
For almost 30 years I’ve been trying to loose this weight,
So obviously, I have been putting all the wrong food on to my plate.
I have tried almost every diet that has ever been ...
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Categories:
blobby, dedication, devotion, happiness, hope,
Form: Rhyme
Demise of Jellyfish
...Blobby thing you came in from sea
Fading away here on the beach
Life once had swimming around
Ending in waves just out of reach...
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Categories:
blobby, life, loss, nature
Form: Quatrain