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Funny Blank Verse Poems

These Funny Blank Verse poems are examples of Blank Verse poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Blank Verse Funny poems written by international poets.


NATO
NATO


The secretary general of NATO is a Norwegian 
and as most Norwegian's pro-American
and probably selected for his fidelity
He is a tall thin man, likes to run...

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© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anti bullying, august, books,



Premium Member the glitch
I was thrown backwards after 
submitting my poem rapture 
the system posted it five times
oh well my funny valentines 
hilarious mischief again felt 
like i...

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Categories: beautiful, encouraging,

unsuccessful
unsuccessful humanness

The forest he traveled had many narrow paths, there was always something new to see, like the white tree that
once wanted to be the...

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© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anti bullying, christian, color,

Twin
Twins

40 years ago I let go of the twin that lived inside of me
My twin was a nice person and feared upsetting anyone
hence he had...

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© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: absence, beautiful, break up,

Bad Timing
Bad timing

When the day has been hot and long, when a letter tells me I have to put the car in for its yearly inspection...

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© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: age, anxiety, atheist, bangla,



The Actor
the actor
When very young I wanted to be an actor, my uncle Lars had been
an actor, I remember seeing him playing a detective and shouted,
 this...

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© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: absence, age, angst,

Lorded
Lorded
The mad writer licked the crystal

To get a sale

This he got oh yes

Bought an atomic 

And sent it to Putin

By 1st class post



Eventful War Book...

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Categories: conflict, funny, nonsense, political,

Premium Member When Is All Lower Case Poetry
WHEN IS ALL CAPS SHOUTING?
when is all lower case poetry?
The answer, my friend, is blowing. in the wind....

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Categories: funny, imagery, imagination, life,

What We Used To Be
I wish we can be what we used to be,
two beautiful love birds,
we use to fly so high above the sky till we could reach...

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Categories: anniversary, beautiful, break up,

Premium Member Believe
One needs to believe in good ~ not evil, 
our life is short then we go far away. 
Many believe in the heaven above, 
many...

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Categories: earth, evil, heart, heaven,

Dysfunctional Family
Life isnt fair
And it starts at home
When you're the responsible one
Even if you weren't there
You get exploited and used
Yet still it's not enough
Whatever the issue
It...

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Categories: family,

Bicycle Poem - 2
A wobble waiting in the shed
A joke cracked by Victorian comedians
A test of youthful instability
A trial by tarmac

An unyielding seat with changing views
A wetter way...

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© John Blake  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: analogy, funny, hilarious, imagery,

Nawty There
Nawty There
How can I address you properly?
You can't take off my dress
You nawty child
You've gotten her pregnant!
Get out of this house now
He was pulling one...

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Categories: crazy, girlfriend, joy,

They Call Me Baby Here
I am just new here
Everything looks strange
Even the language unfamiliar
I can't even keep my steps

I have been in dark world
It had been years I guess
Not...

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Categories: birth, child, family, imagination,

Hiding In the Night
Forever I shall remain in the dark
I don't want to be discovered
I don't want you to know
I don't want to reveal the scary part

I won't...

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Categories: crazy, desire, emotions, fantasy,


Book: Shattered Sighs