Humorous Bird Poems
These Humorous Bird poems are examples of Bird poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Bird Humorous poems written by international poets.
THE HEAVYWEIGHT AND THE FEATHERWEIGHTTHE HEAVYWEIGHT AND THE FEATHERWEIGHT
Poem written for Ridiculous Comparisons Poetry Contest, Miranda Hawley, sponsor, July 23, 2025
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There’s the elephant, a lumbering titan,
a true heavy...
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12th grade, animal, bird,
Losing Face
One may see puffins and parrots
any hour of the week
both birds bear a big colourful beak
the former pelagic feed on fish
and live in large colonies...
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bird, fun, humorous, silly,
The Lost CanaryThere was a carney, I knew as Larry.
He lived with a knife thrower, named Sherry.
Sherry loved her yellow canary,
and trusted its care while gone to...
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bird, friend, funny, humorous,
Ornithology
Should you like to view the shrike
or have a butchers take a hike
to where they nest while at rest
but better yet sneak a peek
at the...
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bird, blue, fun, humorous,
To Wit, To Woo
There's a lot to be said
for silence
but you won't hear it from me
I'm satisfied tongue-tied
as the less said the more I see
and even if the...
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bird, fun, humorous, silly,
Icarus
'Once you have tasted flight,
you will forever walk the earth
with your eyes turned skyward,
for there you have been
and there you will always long to return,'
wrote...
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bird, flying, fun, humorous,
What's Cooking?
Altho' fearless it was flightless
I do declare
and when it found itself earthbound
was the dodo despondent in despair
or even think
it would become extinct
if it knew it...
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bird, food, humorous, silly,
Fantasy Of A Cat
Sitting in the sunshine
streaming through the window
my catnap's long overdue
it's way past time I drifted off
to the land of milk
(and honey) ah Shangri-La
a return to...
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animal, bird, cat, fantasy,
Shallow End Of The Pool
When handed a stuffed pullet
looks like a stunned mullet
should I turn surly
in high dudgeon
please don't bludgeon
this old curmudgeon
and not to be outdone
altho' I am an...
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animal, bird, fun, how
Question Of The Ages
Why did the chicken cross Abbey Road?
Because it was there,
but which came first?
Obviously, not the egg,
as it has no legs.
The first chicken to cross the...
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bird, fun, humorous, silly,
Ubiquitous Mallards
Bottoms up
in the brook a-babbling
topside down
ducks a-dabbling
wings in webbed feet
a-scrabbling
omnivorously grazing
on the dunk
beneath the water
for insects sunk
yet in the U.S.A.
above below but not abaft
they rank...
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bird, fun, humorous, silly,
Birds Of A Feather
Is it a gaggle of geese
as the sky turns red
or skein of ducks
flying overhead instead
into the wild blue yonder
and as the crow flies
it's not a...
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bird, fish, fun, humorous,
Chatting With A Myna BirdI can't think of anything more absurd
Than chatting with a haughty myna bird
...
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bird, humorous,
Up To Speed
In a race on the savannah
fleet of foot is the cheetah
at up to 75 mph
no animal can beat her
and with a top speed of 50...
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africa, animal, bird, cat,
Pigeon DeterrenceThe moralists, twenty and two,
Know not what is like to ensue,
When, grasping but smidgeons,
They act as if pigeons;
They’ll probably hate me when through....
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Categories:
anxiety, bird, fantasy, funny,