Funny Bird Poems
These Funny Bird poems are examples of Bird poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Bird Funny poems written by international poets.
emu birds at my windowThree funny-looking scraggly emu birds were pecking at my window
I thought it was the rain or maybe hail until I looked out
They were hilarious-looking; what...
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bird,
The Parrot Who Knew Too MuchPerched up high, a nosy spy,
a feathery fiend with a twinkling eye.
Mimics whispers, spills the tea,
squawking secrets recklessly!
"Mrs. Jones wears curlers bright!"
"Mr. Clark snores every...
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bird, funny,
Advanced Birdwatching For BeginnersCrow (Blackus Menacingus)
large, clever and a scavenger
found in gardens where there’s trees
good at puzzles, can be trained
likes TV shows about celebrities
Blackbird (Blackus Not-A-Pirateus)
common gardeners friend...
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bird, fun, funny, humorous,
Bachelor Crow Suggests Another Meet UpThree shiny-loving crows found a perch, and plunked their talons down
Two had landed on a rusty antique pick-up truck – Tom and Town.
Their cousin Lee...
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bird,
For A Good ManHey men walk in your masculinity
That salt and pepper beard is enchanting
So is your head bald or not
It’s what’s inside it that makes you...
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appreciation, bird, for him,
The Owl, Though Some Think It Is WiseThe owl, though some think it is wise,
Finds mice far more tasty than pies.
In matters of taste
Its judgment erased,
Its fees are too high, I surmise....
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bird, food, funny, humor,
The Pigeons of TrafalgarThe pigeons of Trafalgar Square
Are feathered, yet lacking in hair.
They'd look erudite,
With wigs powdered white,
But wouldn't get up in the air....
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abortion, animal, bird, england,
Unsung Poets And Their Poemsthe llama scribbled a Limerick
the robin wrote a Rhyme
the bittern jotted a Lanterne
the toad penned an Ode
the albatross’ Alliteration
the hippo’s Haiku
the panther’s Pantoum
the...
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animal, bird, fun, funny,
horder
debra pickle has a vice
ten boxes of mean moat mice
confronted by us
one day on a bus
pulls out birds of paradise.
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bird, fun, funny, giggle,
At the End of the DayIt's funny, the random things that remind you
of what a lovely place the world can sometimes be.
Like two little birds alighting on a wire,
as...
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appreciation, beauty, bird, imagery,
A Bird's Gift
Little Mary had a cute bunny pet,
she played with, till another one she met.
When autumn’s crunchy breeze started to blow,
a pigeon made home in her...
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animal, bird, pets,
walking parrot
a parrot walks into a bar
hey buddy have you got a car
i hike for ten miles
get nothing but smiles
and sidewalks are here below par.
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abuse, anger, bird, car,
Grumpy Bird Could Find Issues DailyGrumpy Bird could find new issues daily.
The weather, politics, religion, they were all his fodder.
He could find something to be grouchy about.
Maybe on an hourly...
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bird, humor,
Drops for 'Pops'
Onto every head
gooey bird poo sometimes drops
~ funnier on ‘Pops’
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bird, funny, grandfather,
Everybody Makes BoobiesEverybody makes boobies,
Put our big feet in it,
Just some clumsy footwork
And we find ourselves in a pit.
Everybody makes boobies,
Everybody makes mistakes,
When shooting our life’s film,
There...
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bird, fun, funny, humor,