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Funny Bird Poems

These Funny Bird poems are examples of Bird poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Bird Funny poems written by international poets.


Flamingo Tango
Did you know that
Flamingos love to tango?
Three steps forward, one side step,
Shake of the hips, they end the prep.
Quick, quick, slow, gracefully slide,
Flamingos dance as...

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Categories: animal, bird, children, color,



Premium Member Aristotle and the Parrot
Aristotle, doth he opine,
That parrots grow saucy with wine.
I can't help but think
He drove it to drink, 
The source of its moral decline....

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Categories: animal, bird, drink, funny,

Premium Member Pigeon Deterrence
The moralists, twenty and two,
Know not what is like to ensue,
When, grasping but smidgeons,
They act as if pigeons;
They’ll probably hate me when through....

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Categories: anxiety, bird, fantasy, funny,

Premium Member Cupid's Aim
Yes, Justice aspires to be blind,
But Cupid is not far behind.
His aim is so loose,
A moose and a goose
Once found that their stars were aligned....

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Categories: allegory, animal, bird, funny,

Premium Member emu birds at my window
Three funny-looking scraggly emu birds were pecking at my window
I thought it was the rain or maybe hail until I looked out
They were hilarious-looking; what...

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Categories: bird,



The Parrot Who Knew Too Much
Perched up high, a nosy spy,
a feathery fiend with a twinkling eye.
Mimics whispers, spills the tea,
squawking secrets recklessly!

"Mrs. Jones wears curlers bright!"
"Mr. Clark snores every...

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Categories: bird, funny,

Premium Member Advanced Birdwatching For Beginners
Crow (Blackus Menacingus)
large, clever and a scavenger
found in gardens where there’s trees
good at puzzles, can be trained
likes TV shows about celebrities

Blackbird (Blackus Not-A-Pirateus)
common gardeners friend...

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Categories: bird, fun, funny, humorous,

Premium Member Bachelor Crow Suggests Another Meet Up
Three shiny-loving crows found a perch, and plunked their talons down
Two had landed on a rusty antique pick-up truck – Tom and Town.
Their cousin Lee...

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Categories: bird,

Premium Member For A Good Man
Hey men walk in your masculinity
That salt and pepper beard is enchanting 
So is your head bald or not
It’s what’s inside it that makes you...

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Categories: appreciation, bird, for him,

Premium Member The Owl, Though Some Think It Is Wise
The owl, though some think it is wise,
Finds mice far more tasty than pies.
In matters of taste
Its judgment erased,
Its fees are too high, I surmise....

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Categories: bird, food, funny, humor,

Premium Member The Pigeons of Trafalgar
The pigeons of Trafalgar Square
Are feathered, yet lacking in hair.
They'd look erudite,
With wigs powdered white,
But wouldn't get up in the air....

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Categories: abortion, animal, bird, england,

Premium Member Unsung Poets And Their Poems
the llama scribbled a Limerick
the robin wrote a Rhyme
the bittern jotted a Lanterne
the toad penned an Ode

the albatross’ Alliteration
the hippo’s Haiku 
the panther’s Pantoum 
the...

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Categories: animal, bird, fun, funny,

Premium Member horder
debra pickle has a vice

ten boxes of mean moat mice

confronted by us

one day on a bus

pulls out birds of paradise.
...

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Categories: bird, fun, funny, giggle,

Premium Member At the End of the Day
It's funny, the random things that remind you 
of what a lovely place the world can sometimes be.
Like two little birds alighting on a wire,
as...

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Categories: appreciation, beauty, bird, imagery,

Premium Member A Bird's Gift

Little Mary had a cute bunny pet,
she played with, till another one she met.
When autumn’s crunchy breeze started to blow,
a pigeon made home in her...

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Categories: animal, bird, pets,


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