Get Your Premium Membership

Funny Bird Poems

These Funny Bird poems are examples of Bird poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Bird Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member emu birds at my window
Three funny-looking scraggly emu birds were pecking at my window
I thought it was the rain or maybe hail until I looked out
They were hilarious-looking; what...

Read More
Categories: bird,



The Parrot Who Knew Too Much
Perched up high, a nosy spy,
a feathery fiend with a twinkling eye.
Mimics whispers, spills the tea,
squawking secrets recklessly!

"Mrs. Jones wears curlers bright!"
"Mr. Clark snores every...

Read More
Categories: bird, funny,

Premium Member Advanced Birdwatching For Beginners
Crow (Blackus Menacingus)
large, clever and a scavenger
found in gardens where there’s trees
good at puzzles, can be trained
likes TV shows about celebrities

Blackbird (Blackus Not-A-Pirateus)
common gardeners friend...

Read More
Categories: bird, fun, funny, humorous,

Premium Member Bachelor Crow Suggests Another Meet Up
Three shiny-loving crows found a perch, and plunked their talons down
Two had landed on a rusty antique pick-up truck – Tom and Town.
Their cousin Lee...

Read More
Categories: bird,

Premium Member For A Good Man
Hey men walk in your masculinity
That salt and pepper beard is enchanting 
So is your head bald or not
It’s what’s inside it that makes you...

Read More
Categories: appreciation, bird, for him,



Premium Member The Owl, Though Some Think It Is Wise
The owl, though some think it is wise,
Finds mice far more tasty than pies.
In matters of taste
Its judgment erased,
Its fees are too high, I surmise....

Read More
Categories: bird, food, funny, humor,

Premium Member The Pigeons of Trafalgar
The pigeons of Trafalgar Square
Are feathered, yet lacking in hair.
They'd look erudite,
With wigs powdered white,
But wouldn't get up in the air....

Read More
Categories: abortion, animal, bird, england,

Premium Member Unsung Poets And Their Poems
the llama scribbled a Limerick
the robin wrote a Rhyme
the bittern jotted a Lanterne
the toad penned an Ode

the albatross’ Alliteration
the hippo’s Haiku 
the panther’s Pantoum 
the...

Read More
Categories: animal, bird, fun, funny,

Premium Member horder
debra pickle has a vice

ten boxes of mean moat mice

confronted by us

one day on a bus

pulls out birds of paradise.
...

Read More
Categories: bird, fun, funny, giggle,

Premium Member At the End of the Day
It's funny, the random things that remind you 
of what a lovely place the world can sometimes be.
Like two little birds alighting on a wire,
as...

Read More
Categories: appreciation, beauty, bird, imagery,

Premium Member A Bird's Gift

Little Mary had a cute bunny pet,
she played with, till another one she met.
When autumn’s crunchy breeze started to blow,
a pigeon made home in her...

Read More
Categories: animal, bird, pets,

Premium Member walking parrot
a parrot walks into a bar

hey buddy have you got a car

i hike for ten miles

get nothing but smiles

and sidewalks are here below par.
...

Read More
Categories: abuse, anger, bird, car,

Premium Member Grumpy Bird Could Find Issues Daily
Grumpy Bird could find new issues daily.
The weather, politics, religion, they were all his fodder.
He could find something to be grouchy about.
Maybe on an hourly...

Read More
Categories: bird, humor,

Premium Member Drops for 'Pops'
  Onto every head

  gooey bird poo sometimes drops

    ~ funnier on ‘Pops’
...

Read More
Categories: bird, funny, grandfather,

Premium Member Everybody Makes Boobies
Everybody makes boobies,
Put our big feet in it,
Just some clumsy footwork
And we find ourselves in a pit.

Everybody makes boobies,
Everybody makes mistakes,
When shooting our life’s film,
There...

Read More
Categories: bird, fun, funny, humor,


Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry