Funny Bike Poems
These Funny Bike poems are examples of Bike poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Bike Funny poems written by international poets.
Bicycle Poem - 2
A wobble waiting in the shed
A joke cracked by Victorian comedians
A test of youthful instability
A trial by tarmac
An unyielding seat with changing views
A wetter way
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bike, analogy, funny, hilarious, imagery,
How To Ride a Bike
I read that book
When I was way to young
To understand
Its intricacies
The utter
Humanness
Of the plot
The re-read
Left me
In a state of
Panic'an
Bileness
Shreds my emotions
Like your mouth
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Categories:
bike, life,
Talking Too Much
He loved his motorcycle, riding all day
When he rode it, all she could do was pray
He knew she was frightened by the machine
Yet he knew
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bike, funny, humorous,
Hit By a Bike
I was hit by a bike this morning.
Wham! She came out of nowhere.
Dented my car too.
I am sure it’s going to be costly.
Luckily I did
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Categories:
bike, car,
Cyclist Mike Who Falls Off His Bike--
cyclist MIKE WHO FALLS OFF HIS BIKE--
There was a man named Mike
who used to ride a bike
he keeps falling, for petes sake
He made a
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Categories:
bike, adventure, analogy, funny, heartbroken,
Cycle Bike Psycho Ava Max Sweet But Psycho Parody
I drive around a bi-cycle
a cycle bike psycho
at night a light’s on
my-ma (ma) mountain bike
oh it’s a little delightful
my seat on my cycle
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bike, fun, funny, humorous, parody,
Bad Day For a Bike Ride
Bad Day for a Bike Ride
Dr. James E. Martin
©May, 2013
He rode his bike up the hill,
Amazed that he could do it still.
On the way down,
A
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bike, funny,
My 1st Bike
The best damn bike - I’d ever seen
Metallic paint - British Racing Green
Retro Styled – built for fun, not speed
A fine design – very
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bike, funny, growing up, humorous,
Bike Night
It's a two-wheeled cruising machine -
alloy spokes, bent handlebars,
custom seat and paint job...
yet, I get these very odd looks
and wild laughter when I pull
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bike, funny, life, satire,
The Exercise Bike
See the petals go round and round
Faster than a running hound!
Hear the groan and hear the moan
Wearing oneself to the bone
Afterwards one's in a sweat
Could
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Categories:
bike, funny
Red Bike
Should I run or hike
Or should I ride a
Red bike
Which do I like?
Walking is kind of
Dumb
Riding is kind of
Fun
Shiny, new and red
It’s
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Categories:
bike, childhood, funny