Writing On the Wall
...There was an orange tanned douchebag called Trump
Playing hero on a bicycle pump
When inflating his Ego
Before sorting the Lego
The great wall crushed with a flatulent thump
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Categories:
bicycle pump, community,
Form: Limerick
Presumed Missing Feared Dead
...Andy was a pretty young girl,
Flirty, fun, always busy, in a whirl,
She was popular at school,
Was intelligent, nobody’s fool
She never was short of a date,
But this would become her fate!
Ther...
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Categories:
bicycle pump, death,
Form: Rhyme
Female Migrant
...The Female Migrant
A customs official found a suitcase with a forgotten
Syrian refugee lady in it, he took her home blew life
into her and he was no longer alone.
Bought her sexy underwear skir...
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Categories:
bicycle pump, abortion, age, anniversary, arabic,
Form: Blank verse
The Bike
...I remember it like it was yesterday. I was probably twelve when Mr Kimball, who lived across the street, asked me if I had a bike. I said “no”, and he asked if I would like one. The answer was ob...
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Categories:
bicycle pump, nostalgia, dad, me, old,
Form: Narrative
Technical Hitch
...If you fly with an African airline, start praying
This is a true story, you will know what I’m saying
It happened in Kenya in the town Kisumu
Forty-four passengers in a plane with nothing to do
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Categories:
bicycle pump, funny
Form: Rhyme