Bicycle Pump Poems - Poems about Bicycle Pump

...There was an orange tanned douchebag called Trump Playing hero on a bicycle pump When inflating his Ego Before sorting the Lego The great wall crushed with a flatulent thump ......Read the rest...

...Andy was a pretty young girl, Flirty, fun, always busy, in a whirl, She was popular at school, Was intelligent, nobody’s fool She never was short of a date, But this would become her fate! Ther......Read the rest...

...The Female Migrant A customs official found a suitcase with a forgotten Syrian refugee lady in it, he took her home blew life into her and he was no longer alone. Bought her sexy underwear skir......Read the rest...

...I remember it like it was yesterday. I was probably twelve when Mr Kimball, who lived across the street, asked me if I had a bike. I said “no”, and he asked if I would like one. The answer was ob......Read the rest...

...If you fly with an African airline, start praying This is a true story, you will know what I’m saying It happened in Kenya in the town Kisumu Forty-four passengers in a plane with nothing to do ......Read the rest...