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Premium Member When Did the World Get So Silly

I will change the world the Bible thumper says.
He grabs his big book and prays for guidance.
I doubt that, says the scientific thinker.
You are too Biblical. 

I shall inform you, the president says.
President of what? Who voted for him?
No one knows, and no one listens.
The child stares, wondering what is happening.
When did the world get so silly?

Trump The-Bible-Thumper

SERMON ON THE HILL

The Bible - according to Phil -
Is a true account of God's kill
- So many mistakes
  Polluting our lakes - 
I think we should send God a bill!

Premium Member Bigger Than Myself

I make no claim to a bible thumper
                            But I'm quite spiritual
                   And I believe in a higher power
                  It'd be foolish for me to assume
                        That I persevere through...
                      Life's trials and tribulations
                                     By myself
                       I believe in a higher power
                Which is God; the reason the devil 
                          Can't reach or touch me
                          Every time I trip and fall
               Unable to stand on my own two feet
              God is always there to lift me upright
                             I seek refuge in him
               For he's omnipotent and all-knowing
                           The creator of my soul
                 God is infinitely bigger than myself
                          God is the reason I exist
                        Because I have faith in him
                            Everything is possible



Something Bigger Than Myself Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Line Gauthier (Winner: 4th Place)
Date written and posted: 01/31/2019


Raining While Priest Is Entertaining and More

While outside it may be raining,
Inside new priest is entertaining;
To us occurred,
Heard God's word;
Hope forever he will be remaining.

Jim Horn

Priest With Parish Was Intermingling

When priest with parish was intermingling,
Left sensations causing us to be tingling;
While in harbor,
Saw his barber;
Be a clown in circus of Brothers Ringling.

Many things about our priest seem so weird;
Heartbreaker who wore a handsome beard;
Big Bible thumper,
While at Ft. Sumter,
And by many husbands has been feared.

You ought to hear our choir at practice;
Concentrated while sitting on a cactus;
Noise was loud,
And were endowed;
We said they should go on a sabaticus.

Jim Horn

Adherence to Clearance and Disappearance

To many things there must be adherence;
Could be results of another new clearance;
Something buy;
So we will try,
And for it we will have to run interference.

Jim Horn

I keep going over ten again. Oh, well.

God's care upon me please do cast, 
Even if  flag has been at half mast;
Fulfils my need; 
Me does feed, 
And know forever will last and last.

I'M Not Ashamed of Who I Am

A Bible thumper how sweet the sound,
That means I’m in search of hallowed grounds.
That means I was lost but now am found,
And know the meaning of Heaven bound.

That day His blood was spilled upon the cross,
To bring salvation and hope to all who are lost.
Father forgive them for they know not what they do,
Even to this day those words still echo true.

I pray for those who laugh and curse His name,
For one day they must answer for their words of shame.
There is not a lot I can say except I believe His word to be our greatest gift,
And know that His return will be mighty and swift.

I pity those that don’t believe an take His name in vain,
For upon His return it will be too late to take part of our Saviors reign.
For upon that day they will be cast away to suffer in torment for evermore,
I just pray they open their eyes before it is too late and see what they all have in store.

Bible thumper, holy roller that pretty much describes me to a tee,
I love the one called Jesus and know He died for me.
Should you ever choose to cross over that line,
I’ll welcome you as a friend if that is not being too asinine.

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