Bette Poems - Poems about Bette

I am stuck in an elevator with Cher, Tina Turner, Bette Midler, Pink, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift and Lady Gaga when Liza Minnelli drops in from a tiny opening in the roof. We all scream “LIZA!” and then we whip out our instruments. To be fair, I do not have one to whip out, but I find a spoon...

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The Buzz of the Bette last Chip last Buck last Hope The Bill Rex me Blanche Owen by Dawn Skip to the Chase the Butch dude Pat me to the floor with little Grace he Hectors: “you Ken Di or go Robin for my Bud” I Bo and go with the Flo ready to Nick to the Max so he don’t Chuck me off the Cliff Lets...

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let’s go back a hundred-thousand years to these ragged edges torn rains raw greens biting seas to the first sunrise, now understood. tears of calm joy – a return. we find ourselves in this, a kinship; our brother is our keeper, and we its’ guardian, walk the edges and the smooths; our planet, Earth’s children...

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my love, would you mind if i took the time to share a lovely chill that tickles my smile? it's your eyes! i'm afraid that i lose myself in them in their promise in their million shades of a million blues i have to confess they inspire in me a romantic desire. when your eyes touch mine my thoughts hitchhike on a highway of mischief like...

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So , was it real cold there , in my shadow . When M/S Midler sang , with you in mind . When all we shared Was the time ,we spared And lost dreams , I still had to find . That fickle friend named Limelight Made you step into the shade. As I took the bow For the here and now And false...

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Old Man Pete lived all alone in a junk yard trailer he called home Had a dog with a crooked leg a one eyed cat whose name was Fred Lost his wife name of Bev ran her down with his '64 Chev Met a stripper name of Bette just while surfing on the net She'd been wed for many a year but hubby died from too much beer Second partner...

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