Best Zan Poems
Well Hello Doctor Seuss,
May I offer you a Juice?
It’s has been a while,
Since you visited in style,
And I’ve words to say,
That I’ve kept for this day,
So let me begin,
I almost feel like kin!
You have come from Feven,
But in actual fact Heaven,
And you look so pell
Debonair and swell,
You have brought a pangel,
Who looks like angel,
But somehow I feel,
That you would like trivacy,
And a little privacy,
So step into my nar,
My very own new car,
Don’t feel bewyraid,
Or in any way afraid,
For I travel very vlow,
Speedometer fixed for slow,
So let’s go have a plake,
Do you want a choc shake?
I have been a zan
And devoted fan,
For many, many xeers
Well over forty years
Here we are my prend,
And unforgettable friend,
Oh you’ve spilt it on your lap,
Let me order you another,
Oh dear oh crear,
There’s a buzzing bee near,
And to be honest,
I do not like that fear,
So let us return kome,
And I’ll make you one at home!
Oh gosh, there’s your pangel,
Your good and proper angel,
I will have to say quesigh
And a very quick goodbye,
And wait your next plisit
Each one an exciting visit.
And then Doctor Seuss was gone,
Visits every year, thank him a ton,
What a special awesome author,
To visit me was such an honor,
He helps me make up funny rhymes,
Just to remember the old times,
And will see him in year again,
What a wondrous unique brain!
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he won't step down from his position
to allow someone new
to be what he had stride to be
"best and known as best!"
Black Vulcan faced dicrimnation
in the cartoon world
he sought remedy
for solutions of his mistreatment
Superman once told him
" let me do my thang: and you'll get yours"
he never knew he would have to quote
that superman before those whom he wished to impress.
Zan the man of the wonder twins
wanted to date someone new
he asked Black Vulcan his opionion about
bring his freind Solia to the Justice league.
Black Vulcan told him
if the memeber of the Justice League treats your
freind like they treated mine, your in for
a rude awaking.
Zan responded yeah, but my freinds a guy,
I'm digging on Leaning on marrying him.
" a guy!" what you talking bout.
you aint melting no greaseman up in here!"
I don't know why ya'll wanna get srunk-with those husmalos anyway. You do it! said Zan you do it. I know about something you don't want me to know.
Black Vulcan told Zan why he had to
Grack on Jiggy.
He knew about me and Black Manta, he knew. And I found out they told him cause I was black.
they needed away to speak about me and gianata trying to get together
but that bytch aint got people sense much less, black people sensitivty!
Foundling in an equatorial land
By African apes,raised by hand-
Swinging by rope,from tree to tree
Finding lost tribes,living free-
Tar......zan...to you & me.
Foundling in an equatorial land
By African apes,raised by hand-
Swinging by rope,from tree to tree
Finding lost tribes,living free-
Tar......zan...to you & me.
*This is my First Slam Poetry Hope You Like It.....
Alarm Clock, Waking, Can't Get Up, Snooze Button, Snoozing, Alarm Clock, Waking, Waking and Baking, Baking, Baked Out The Mind, Bacon, Dozen Eggs, Sausage, Soda, More Soda, Grumpy, Zanny Bar, ZAN ZAN, ZOOM ZOOM, Zooming, Grinding, Soda, Soda Pop, Popping The Soda Can, Grumpy, Hungry, Over The Day, So Over The Day, Indulging, Grubbing, More Food, Exausted, Zoomed Out, Zanny Bar, ZOOM ZOOM, Snack, Snacking, Grinding, Grinding Bars, Soda, Soda Pop, Driving Home, Exhausted, Road Rage,Raging On The Road, Angry, Getting Angrier, Flipping Birds, Giving The Bird, Smashing On Idiots, Idiots Everywhere, Home, Finally Home, Beer, Beering, Shower Beer, Showering Away The Day, Food, Eating Food, Game, Gaming, Netflix, Snapchat, Instagram, Trending, Checking To See What's Trending, Spontaneous Laughter, Laughing For No Reason, No Sense Why I'm Laughing, More Food, Bored, Bored Out The Mind, Dreading Tuesday, Pain Pills, Escaping Bars, Numbed Out, More Beer, Beering, Numb, So Numb, Numbed Out, Snack, Snacking, I'm The Snack King, I'm The King Of Snacks, Snacks On Snacks, Juice Box, Need Juice, Drinking Juice, Juicing, More Snacks, Bong Rip, Ripping The Bong, Faded, So Faded, Fading Out, Facebook, Facebooking, Scrolling, Scrolling, Scrolling Some More, So Much More Scrolling To DO, Nothing To DO, Bored, So Bored, Bored Out The Mind, Chips, Bong Rip, Hittin The Bong, Blazed Out, Exausted, Lights Out, The Lights are Out, Snoring, ZZZZZZZZZZ
she quoted the interstellar star
Mainio Gleasa from the film
" don't say I love you"
spoke Black Vulcan, the
White Shere is set to arrive
at 21:15.
Yeah back to the movie
we planned to have a
party for Zan and Jayna, it
was their 34 birthday party
we had stars and people they knew to come
from places all over the galaxy.
we were at the Ballroom
at the Sittyaffa Six space center.
When them damn fools came in Fussin!
Damn zan said, $@tch you'd be nothing without me!
and jayna told him, I will tell Superman
why those malo breifo's were in the storage compartment
on the Supercraft. Don't make me ignorant!
I asked them, what were they talking about, they aint say nothing.
Then, Zan said" you know I love him:
why did you have to want a kiss from the man I love!"
why Jayna, why?
I said smack the fool and dress the b$t@h in leather
ya'll aint sharing no man round here!
that jayna she something else, she like
stirring up the pot.
Getting that damn fool Zan mad
once Black Mantis almost got him, until hawk man showed up
and fly that damn fool off
to a place so he could cool off.
she like pushing his buttons.