Best Yoshi Poems

oh my friend Flaco you were such a beautiful soul, and since you went away life has been so dull. 
I remember sitting outside in the summer blazing a dank ass bowl, and after that we told each other our dreams, ambitions and goals. 
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Whether it's a shellcreeper or it's a freezie,
fret not, mes amis! you have Mario and Luigi,
"mama mia!","Let's go!" when you hear them say,
those plumbers in red & green are off to save the day!

Luigi is the slower one - but his jumps are far and...

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Video games are so fun
Brightening days like the sun
Every day you can escape
In a world with a big ape
Throwing barrels feet and inches
As your try'na save the princess
A yellow man and all his friends
Gobble ghosts up in the end
Along with a pink pretty miss
But they...

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    Besides noticing a few people who quickly turned away into the stores, (like a cockroach when the light switch is activated.) Penney also noticed that she had forgotten her bra. Well, she didn't forget one and didn't usually even wear one,...

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