Best Workin Poems

Working nights again,
7:00pm - 3:00am.
All of my co workers all complain, 
about how these night work hours drive them insane
but not me,  I'm in freaking heaven.

I'm getting paid for my insomnia, 
which would otherwise anyway deny me from sleeping....

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Bloomin Eck,Bloomin Eck !
I just got mi-sen a job.
A mista wants his coal in,
An offed me a bob.

He told me if a hurry up,
A can chop some stiks an all.
But if tha wants another tanna,
A gorra mek um small.

He watched me gerrin coal in,
He anded...

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