Best Widget Poems

Miss Ramsbottom was lonely
So lonely
So she bought herself a widget
That made her come funny all over
And fidget
She heard about the widget from her friend Bridget
Miss Ramsbottom took her widget where ever she'd go
To the store on holiday and even the picture show
But made sure no...

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I've been looking around all day,
For my widget I'd put away,
Somehow don't remember where,
And this torment I'd like to share,

Has anyone seen my widget?
Stolen by some evil midget?
Can you hear it's timer ticking?
Or smell it's odor sickening?

Do you think it ran off on its own,
And...

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A fidget of a widget, is fidgeting again
A feisty little midget, is what she’s always been
Her given name is Gidget, a girl with a giggle
The very same as Bridget, a whirl in a wiggle

If Gidget is a fidget of a widget with a growl
And Bridget...

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