Best Widget Poems

Miss Ramsbottom was lonely
So lonely
So she bought herself a widget
That made her come funny all over
And fidget
She heard about the widget from her friend Bridget
Miss...

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I've been looking around all day,
For my widget I'd put away,
Somehow don't remember where,
And this torment I'd like to share,

Has anyone seen my widget?
Stolen by...

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A fidget of a widget, is fidgeting again
A feisty little midget, is what she’s always been
Her given name is Gidget, a girl with a giggle
The...

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How I Got Richer and What I Did Next



I struck a sly deal with some Wall Street investors.
I shorted 'em stocks that didn't exist!
But they...

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A simple god so slender and symbolic
having a one way onslaught in his approach
and toiling with the master-class of the game
to revolutionize an entire country...

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I met with some bankers in fine textured suits.
I struck a deal quick. (I had such a knack.)
I offered rare cacti and tropical fruits –...

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I got myself a secret..

SHHH! 

I got me a secret, 
My phone is full of widget,
One of my widgets is a secret...

A safe for all...

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Has anyone seen my ding a ling? 
You wouldn’t dare ask “what is it”.
I will just say it’s the cutest thing.

It must be a cousin...

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..... cus i aint got no mother plucking rap skills mucker,
I'm a poet shall I show it
rhyme the line combine and row it,
I'm a sick...

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I own a shop within my mind
That sells spare parts when I'm so inclined
My rational like a junkyard heap
Of twisted thoughts I cannot weep

A quick...

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They named me Widget the little furry one,
rolling on grass to attract pretty butterflies;
I must keep away from bees and play alone...
many kittens have a...

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We have a history and we have a reality.
So far, the twain has not met.
Aliens as creatures of Mythology,
We watch and chuckle as explanations beset.
What...

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Pennilessness shadows black
unemployment endless track
rails tie-er less lee when dumbly staring
overdrawn account issues 
   another clattering smack.

Income pleat undergraduate degree
contributed to the role...

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How small we were sitting in the backseat of that mammoth car. We were dwarfed on the giant sofa-like bench waiting like a great amusement...

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Bounteous mass media mechanizations...
generate fixation spurring sexual exploitation
evidenced courtesy adulation
particularly regarding young females,
whose seductive poses 
linkedin selling (hard) wares
versus advertising males sporting, harkening,
approximating Adonis with...

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