Best Whereas Poems

Savvy scientists scoff at the soul:
Can't poke it, prod it, pinch it, probe it
  ~ and clearly can't claim to contemplate...

an empirical, egg-headed, experimental
all-enveloping ecstasy of erudite exactitude
elegantly and eloquently embossed, embedded
  ~ in its entropy of effervescing exegesis.
 
Whereas  

I know...

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Some do this because they
are good at it and some do this
simply because they can

And so to have excelled and
both had an affinity and natural 
ability to do it since school

Lucky to posess a high I.Q and 
university grade education

Who do it merely it for...

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~ My Fellow* Americans ~   
 (Regarding Presidential Elections)

Let us amend the Constitution
so we can find a fitting solution
for every election where the selection
  of any candidate means indigestion

Here is what I propose
knowing that many will oppose
whatever upsets the status quo
 ...

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Although I sit on a long brass plank
             of          scarlet          with gold trim
eyes  ...

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Wherefore, Whereas, Henceforth


Whereas the wherefores and hereins
obliterate beginnings without ends
redefine how “fine” relates to “print”
misunderstanding - “that’s not what it meant”  

Therefore it is with great expense
whereas the document just made no sense
we’ll bill you as the tiny type disclaimer
says there’s no way you...

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