Best Whatchamacallit Poems

A total whatchamacallit,
That absolute kinda deal;
We'll never know what it looks like,
Nor how it might taste or feel.
But we'll always recognize it
The minute it's not in sight.
And if you say you're skeptical,
A brouhaha you'll ignite....

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What’s in Your Whatchamacallit

Capital One asks “What’s in your wallet”
I’m thinking what’s in your whatchamacallit
Biosolids is the official label
The aftermath of last night’s dinner table
If this isn’t clear, I apologize
I don’t want to get graphic in young reader’s eyes
But let’s cut to the chase, get...

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I want to write a poem about whatchamacallit
Whatchamacallit when you don't even know 
what you are doing
when everything you see is in front of you
Whatchamacallit when you have forever then lose it
Whatchamacallit little thing you see is not what you see
Whatchamacallit all the right moves...

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Flabbergasted at my findings
Drooling slightly over luck
Hard to explain how my life has changed
Now the proud owner of a Whatchamacallit 

It came with all the accessories 
All the whistles plus the bells
Lucky I grabbed it when I did
You know how fast those things fly off...

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