Best Whacker Poems

...At the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau
(He was married to a woman called Flo)
Sue soon found out his deception
She dismembered his ********
For his love life it was a massive blow......

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...Police and fire sirens blare
An early emergency somewhere

Neighbor’s water squeaking thro’ the pipes
Two cats clawing each other’s stripes

Traffic hums and honks, tires squeal 
In such a hur......

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...when just a lad, in skinny pad
   the kids all picked on me
so hatched, I did, a brilliant plan
   to make those meanies flee;

at home, you’ll know, were two young gals
   both younger tha......

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...Before you start your meal today I can see that you’re confused
Please let me explain to you now how the utensils are to be used.

Start from the left and work your way in
There’s a fork that you can......

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...(to be read out loud)


I'll eat the nibble naggle nooky nickel
	nipple nappy mum mum mum
I'll chew your gooble gobble giggle gaggle
	gimpy grampa's gum gum gum.

I'll call the wimpy wappy wi......

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...Don't sit there and grin at me
when I sat there and cried for you.
Why do me like that?
Feel the pain deep in my soul,
don't look past those dull eyes.
Why do me like that?
Taste the tears I sh......

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...Somewhere in an overgrown yard
You'll find a lonely toe
Flesh and bone now all alone
Where the weeds will always grow

An accident destined to happen
While barefoot on the lawn
An evil tale wi......

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...Me with a dog,owl,and parrot 
Met a girl with a llama and horse
Out in the country beside a tree
What to do? Well, we stopped of course

Talking to my small gang of friends
I asked,"What's that......

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...For one hundred and twenty-nine years McVities’ digestives have been eaten.
They are touted as good for digestion, and their chocolate version cannot be beaten.
Tesco, Doves Farm and Mark and Spenc......

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...Did Jesus Exist?

Some say 2000 years ago,
A man called Jesus walked about;
But I say, not as god or indigo, 
But as a medical doctor stout. 

Jesus was an Israeli name then, 
And there maybe......

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...By the bypass
Monologue
Stay put
Like a still mosaic
What is detrimental?
I am spinning 360 degrees
The whacker......

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...
A line trimmer doesn’t really eat;
That’s a trick that would be quite neat.
Instead, it tends to aerosolize, 
Throw grass in your nose and rocks in your eyes.
Turns poison ivy to a fine......

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...Weed Whacker

I whack the weeds
and free their seeds
then fertilize
as seedlings breed
encroaching on
the flower bed
forgive me Lord
I wish them dead!!

John G. Lawless
7/9/2014......

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...What do you do 
When your spirit is pacing inside 
Your body like a caged animal?

You are uncertain what is preventing you
From making a choice
Any choice

Maybe fear of falling?
Leaving be......

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...Mrs. Packer bought a weed whacker
So, her husband could trim the grass
But he was a slacker
Thus, ever after
The whacker was out of gas......

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