Best Well Jump That Fence When We Get To It Poems

1996 when any music styles created became instant hits
To much R&B, rock, rap and any other genre that fits
I remember waking up early, to see my mom say hay hun
Well, she thought that but truth was I was waiting on sailer moon and pokemon
Walking to...

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My next door neighbor has a little dog
Who lives his life close to the ground
They laughingly call him "Stretch"
A  much sweeter dog cannot be found

Stretch has an" I can do it" attitude
He tries and tries to jump the fence
Now really, its just my own...

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Postmodern Blues

Our bare-footed ancestors
Diligently traversed the grassy pathways
On rustling vegetation air walked along
Sunshine and rain in turn tiptoed
To bestow canopy of reverence
They wished us to watch
Soil sprouting bliss
Hills rolling down lush carpet
Pristine waters meandering around
The way they watched them doing
Tomorrow was all that mattered!
As tomorrow...

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The horse that dares 
to jump the fence, 
with gallant gait and stride;

will be the horse, 
to enjoy the spoils 
that await on the other side....

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Cowgirl Up

Well, I had a mean hoss like that 
Way back in twenty three
He had the surliest temper
You'd ever want to see

He'd snake them ears when I came 'round
An' curl his lips just so
Then flash his eyes like trouble, son,
More than you'd want to know

I...

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For the debt I'm OWEN WILSON
I'll be ROBIN THICKE stacks of cash
Between me ANNA FARIS wheel
LORDE I can't raise that kind of stash

But now I tend my IGGY AZALEA
Look it's a SHERI SHEPHARD with sheep
Chasing off a DRAKE in the water
Down where the JOAN RIVERS...

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To hang your head in shame for past that feeds
the thoughts you cannot tame, rehashing deeds.
‘Look up! Look up!’ at blinding light;
His Grace: display of awful* might.
Relentless worldly worry brings you low.
Look up at blessings He on you bestow.

The world we might have seen through...

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Green, green, 
snarkly,  crinkly leaf, 
scrub oak green.

Green, green, 
sloppy stuff hanging from
a duck's bill green.

Green, green, 
jump the fence by the
No Trespassing sign into
a field of green.

Green, green, 
up to your ankles in mud
hidden by green.

Green, green, 
don't forget about 
poison oak green.

Green,...

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with you, i remember the moments.
i remember what you were wearing?the first time i saw your underwear?inching up your back as you bent over?your passenger seat. i remember your bed,?comforter bunched up like bath cloths?lathering the only body you knew how to feed.
i remember climbing...

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Son, there's sometin' that you should know
An' sure as I'm your pa
When you hear 'em say "Cowgirl Up"
They're talkin' 'bout your ma

Gave her the meanest hoss I had -
Told her to calm him down
She smiled and kissed me on the cheek
And snubbed her rope around

She...

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As I run, gasping for air I have run so far to just give up right now, inhaled n kept on pushing 
my body to death because its all no mre and nothing left so wht the Hell right ? As I see the 
heli...

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One always think the grass is greener over there
But before you go and jump the fence, beware.....


For the Rhyme Battle contest
4/21/14...

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Have you heard of my friend, Cauliflower Jackson?
Raised 17 boys and 11 girls working for Matson.

He jumped a train to Idaho,
Now all his kids are outside my window.

You recall a Samantha Guntwrench?
Assistant librarian, only spoke French.

Other day she jumped off the library roof and landed...

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Cow farmer and his wife 
were going to the town hall
But he had forgotten
that it was a dress up ball 

Was nearly time to go 
she wanted no arguments
He said "It's a bit late now
but I've a cow hide on the fence"

So they dressed up...

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Flies like a rabbit in a dress from Lidl
Ha! why listen to the jumper
When he could have been a runner
But better not the deer in your mother's underwear
Why did he run so fast?
To jump the fence and break free from convention?
Bring that bunny to me,...

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