What a Hide

Cow farmer and his wife were going to the town hall But he had forgotten that it was a dress up ball Was nearly time to go she wanted no arguments He said "It's a bit late now but I've a cow hide on the fence" So they dressed up as a cow and headed off up the track He was in the front half dear wife, she took the back They had a great time eating, dancing and drinking beers Judge announced them winners the crowd let go with cheers They drank a few more and partied with friends to celebrate Eventually she said with a yawn "We'd best be going it's getting late" Had to walk home too it was far too late to get a ride How funny they did look staggering around in the cow hide Both were getting tired now and things were getting tense Twas still a long way to go go they decided to jump the fence Shortcut through the paddock under a moon that was bright and full But neither of them had noticed behind them, there was a randy bull Started running when they saw it but alas it was far too late Was a long way yet to the house and they'd never make the gate She screamed " now what you fool I'm dressed up in a fat cow's ass" He replied "Brace yourself my dear for I'm about to chew some grass"