Best Weatherman Poems

Good morning ladies and gentlemen,
I'm just looking out my door.
It has been raining through the night,
Looks like we'll get some more.
But don't worry all you gardeners,
The sun will be out soon.
Just as quick as this snow melts,
Your flowers will start to bloom.
The wind will blow...

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I think tomorrow will be a better day,
I heard the weatherman say.
But when I woke up there was rain,
I guess he was wrong again.
He looks over that map on the wall,
with lines and symbols that cover it all.
I wonder it it's really true,
that he looks...

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The weatherman said it might snow,
A rarity now, you should know,
So I put on my boots
And set off on my routes,
For I had a few places to go.

Well, some flakes did fall down from the sky,
So the forecast was not quite a lie,
But it never...

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WEATHERMAN

before declaring a major
he studied bomb making
with a beautiful girl
who wore tight bell-bottom jeans
and assured him she knew 
what she was doing.  SDS or 
Weatherman Underground
he never knew, but some time
near the end of the decade
she disappeared after informing
him he’d never get the knack
of...

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The weatherman predicted
That today would reach a high
Of eighty-five degrees; I never
Thought that he would lie.

I didn’t take a jacket and
My sockless feet are bare.
I’m shivering and I would bet
He doesn’t even care.

He’s sitting in a studio
But if he stepped outside,
He’d realize that his error
Simply...

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The forecast for today; 
It looks like it's a hot one,
Without a cloud in the sky,
Just a burning, blistering sun.

But this heatwave, in the morning, 
It should blow away by five,
When the wind brings in a small drizzle, 
And the temp begins to dive.

This drizzle...

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Football claimed my left knee.
Softball took my right.
As painful as both can be,
They signal...
What might be out of sight.

If one begins to tighten,
And the other remains the norm,
There is nothing there to frighten,
As it will probably be...
Just a passing storm.

When both start to ache,
But only...

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I move through dark clouds in 
search of the sun...the 
everlasting LIGHT that is the 
SUN...I hope that I can stand 
the rain...better yet the 
frightening STORM...the roaring 
of the thunder...as fearful as it 
may be...I remind myself to be 
still...to be PATIENT...the light 
is...

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Chemicals, oh chemicals,
you've come to fix my brain,
sanity, oh sanity,
you make me go insane.

As simple as the sun that comes,
to brighten up your day,
as complicated as the moon,
that takes it all away.

The sun it shines and everytime,
it burns my effin eyes,
the moon it lies, I...

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Thomas was a doubter 
Not a pouter 
Day was bright 
Sunny no clouds in sight 
God’s gift warm and temperatures just right 
But there was Danny the weatherman
Predicting things behind a five and dime stand 
“There is something big headed our way 
Filled with high...

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Reincarnated in my next life,
a meteorologist I want to be
with scientific paraphernalia at hand
and land the weatherman's job on TV.
Where I can lie without restraint,
never apologise for rain and cloudy skies, or for
what it is when it ain't sunny with a bright sunrise
which is what...

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