Best Water Closet Poems

...A double sonnet in which the great detective and his faithful sidekick, Dr. Watson, alternately deduce the cause of Sherlock’s latest malady…

Part the first
Sherlock could not ded......

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...Human Sack Gruff Ice Agonizingly Glommed...
Murderously Skewered, And Torturously Zapped

Directv linkedin to accentuate
piddly money crisis, tis zen uneasy fate,
I imagine dragons gyrate
ting,......

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...coldest day ever
stiff outhouse door barely shuts
rude awakening......

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...Acid reflux ~ early morning August 9th, 2022

Ah... nothing more enjoyable
than acidic gastric fluid (bile)
flowing backward into esophagus,
resulting in heartburn, meanwhile
disrupting pleasan......

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...While out and about
an unexpected over bare ring bout
to defecate arose,
     where sphincter asserted clout
and would excrete
     despite without doubt...

if closing distance
     (to reac......

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...Ban Me Thuot
By Franklin Price
8/31/2018

Out in the Central highlands, far away from Cam Ranh Bay,
In the town of Ban Me Thuot was a place where I would stay.
There was no space available at a......

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...About Wales and Whales Tales Are Told

Heard that people in Wales are Cardifferious
And can write poems which may be carnivorous;
Water closet is bathroom maybe with a urinal
American poetry wri......

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...Funny poo dung muck droppings ordure;
Little toddler gotta boo-boo;
biege rustic cow chips;
Oops! Watch it later;
Oh, nan just stepped  in it;
Scuffed up my patent leather;
Funny poo
S......

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...What I wish is war wasn't around any more

And every time when we would open a door

We would all politely be allowed to come in

After a while still be able to come back again.


Fighting w......

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...Permission From Poetry Soup

What we were trying to do was work out
Quirks of game and players not leaving any out
Of site or be left with too many bills outstanding
Lose site of a lead which wa......

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...Poet Sir John Harrington
He tried to be a good Samaritan
He invented the water closet loo
To be able to stay indoors to poo


2/24/19......

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...IF ever I had a country : XXXI - XXXII

                                            XXXI

IF ever I had a country
And if ever by fluke I was asked to audit the National Budget
I'd first set ......

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...Summit Times Ja Just Gotta Walk Away...

Excusing yourself as if...
going to the bidet,
an immense water closet
(perhaps the size of
Mar A Lago type getup),
sans human waste
(after flushing)
......

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...Life at Okusibanstate
Is far opposite that of an estate
Yet, I seem less bothered
For in the few days to come
I shall bed and breathe in an estate

The morning swing on the village atonko
Seems like ......

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...Encapsulation Versus Elaboration...

Therefore, I opted to
reduce heavy sedation
within unsuspecting reader rabbit
summarization superseded elaboration,
less reason spurring salacious secretion......

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