Best W C Fields Poems
W C Fields loved his booze
And was known to be a recluse
He despised women, kids and mutts
Of that there were no ifs, ands or buts
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Placed No. 2 in Andrea Dietrich's "Seeking A New Crop Of Clerihews" Contest - Oct 2012
'Tis said that William Claude Dukenfield was fond of his rum.
A healthy nip morning, noon and night was his rule of thumb!
He was better known as W. C. Fields who was always on the skids,
And despised nearly everything and everyone including innocent kids!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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