Please Hide the Vaseline

Soon will be time to pay income tax
They don’t care if you E or send fax
The result is the same
You pay up ‘til you claim
You’re clean like by a dose of exlax


For Carolyn's "taxing times" contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Brown Avatar
February 22, 2011 at 10:51 AM
Congratulations on your win Charles in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Taxing Times". Love, Carol
Calhoun Avatar
February 4, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Ooops...no vaseline? That can hurt! LOL! Congratulations on your WIN in Carolyn's contest! Best wishes, KC
Fraser Avatar
February 4, 2011 at 12:02 PM
Many congratulations Charles on your win in Carolyn's contest....:)
Mehta Avatar
February 3, 2011 at 6:26 PM
Congratulations on the well deserved win in the contest, Charles
Freeman Avatar
February 3, 2011 at 11:33 AM
Congratulations Charles, I think you've got the right ideal. Agape, Moses Please Hide the Vaseline
Johnson Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 5:08 PM
Congratulations on your winning limerick, charles. Love, Joyce
Dufresne Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 2:51 PM
congrats to you Charles! easy on the charmin
Taylor Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 1:56 PM
Congrats on your well deserved win, Charles. Nice going. Ralph
Devonshire Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 1:00 PM
Charles, you and James Fraser had the same idea. Now let's see if you can pull it off! Congratulations on your win. The competition was very strong, so take pride in your accomplishment! Love, Carolyn
Roberts Avatar
February 2, 2011 at 12:58 PM
congrats on your win with this witty entry
Pettit Avatar
February 1, 2011 at 6:17 PM
You have all the elements of a good limerick here.
Guzzi Avatar
February 1, 2011 at 4:32 PM
naughty ;) Chase what do you want us to use for a title in the string haiku? Light & Love
Devonshire Avatar
February 1, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Soup mail in a moment, Charles.
Devonshire Avatar
February 1, 2011 at 9:23 AM
:) Thanks for supporting the contest, Charles! Love, Carolyn
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