Please Hide the Vaseline

Soon will be time to pay income tax
They don’t care if you E or send fax
The result is the same
You pay up ‘til you claim
You’re clean like by a dose of exlax


For Carolyn's "taxing times" contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011


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Date: 2/22/2011 10:51:00 AM
Congratulations on your win Charles in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Taxing Times". Love, Carol
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Date: 2/4/2011 4:07:00 PM
Ooops...no vaseline? That can hurt! LOL! Congratulations on your WIN in Carolyn's contest! Best wishes, KC
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Date: 2/4/2011 12:02:00 PM
Many congratulations Charles on your win in Carolyn's contest....:)
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Date: 2/3/2011 6:26:00 PM
Congratulations on the well deserved win in the contest, Charles
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Date: 2/3/2011 11:33:00 AM
Congratulations Charles, I think you've got the right ideal. Agape, Moses Please Hide the Vaseline
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Date: 2/2/2011 5:08:00 PM
Congratulations on your winning limerick, charles. Love, Joyce
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Date: 2/2/2011 2:51:00 PM
congrats to you Charles! easy on the charmin
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Date: 2/2/2011 1:56:00 PM
Congrats on your well deserved win, Charles. Nice going. Ralph
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Date: 2/2/2011 1:00:00 PM
Charles, you and James Fraser had the same idea. Now let's see if you can pull it off! Congratulations on your win. The competition was very strong, so take pride in your accomplishment! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 2/2/2011 12:58:00 PM
congrats on your win with this witty entry
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Date: 2/1/2011 6:17:00 PM
You have all the elements of a good limerick here.
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Date: 2/1/2011 4:32:00 PM
naughty ;) Chase what do you want us to use for a title in the string haiku? Light & Love
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Date: 2/1/2011 9:26:00 AM
Soup mail in a moment, Charles.
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Date: 2/1/2011 9:23:00 AM
:) Thanks for supporting the contest, Charles! Love, Carolyn
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